Parallax

The secret second moon that science is covering up. You can see it if you look at the moon with one eye, then close it and open the other.

Tim: Hey, have you seen Parallax?

Ed: Yeah, that's a dumb name, it should be called Moon 2.

by BCheeta July 9, 2019

Palmalla

A nick name for the hand you use for masterbating. Coming from the actual name Pamella Anderson.

Susie never returned my call so I guess it'll just be me and Palmalla tonight.

by spottmonster September 2, 2006

Parallax

Proposing to oneself the attribute of being smart or undeniable witty.

"Oh, we got beef? How about if I intelligent."

by Anonymous March 6, 2003

Palmalla

The postmortal resting place of die hard Pall-Mall smokers. Especially those who continued their habit after either having cancer, emphesyma, a lung removed, or tracheal ring surgery.

Very soon, Kurt Vonnegut will die, and take his place in mighty Palmalla. -or-
I knew an old man who smoked Pall-Malls through a trache ring. I am sure HE has a special seat in Palmalla.

by Grapetooth June 1, 2006

Parallax

When someone opens a single car window and you can hear the wind vibration.

The problem can only be solved by opening another window.

"That's parallax" - Dad

by dcz September 14, 2019

Pasallah

This name means a gift from God and a angel in disguise.

Hey Pasallah, how are you doing?

by James Cortine November 20, 2023

Markovian Parallax Denigrate

In 1996, hundreds of Usenet messages were posted containing seemingly nonsensical text. This series of spam messages is named Markovian Parallax Denigrate. Some allegations were made concerning some of the emails and antiwar activist Susan Lindauer, but it has been proven that they are spoofed emails. The messages were posted mostly along Christian Usenet boards, hinting that it could have been a big troll by someone back then, as this behavior was common among trollers. This is one of the first ever internet mysteries.

Person 1: "jitterbugging McKinley Abe break Newtonian inferring caw update Cohen air collaborate rue sportswriting rococo invocate tousle shadflower Debby Stirling pathogenesis escritoire adventitious novo ITT most chairperson Dwight Hertzog different pinpoint dunk McKinley pendant firelight Uranus episodic medicine ditty craggy flogging variac brotherhood Webb impromptu file countenance inheritance cohesion refrigerate morphine napkin inland Janeiro nameable yearbook hark"

Person 2: "Markovian Parallax Denigrate is one of the oldest internet mysteries, it's cool that you know that"

by Wiktionarious May 20, 2022