child beauty pageants

Child Porn

Charles0304: Child Beauty Pageants Are Just Child Porn

by Charles0304 February 9, 2021

child beauty pageants

The only thing that will make your underage daughter a hooker. The sick fucks who hold these shows are pedos put 1000000000000 layers of makeup on your child and makes them wear slutty outfits, then they go on dance and twerk while big fat pedophiles watch. Wow America, can you get any worse?

Mom 1: Weres your 12 year old daughter?
Mom 2: Having sex with creepy old dudes.
Mom 1: Why?
Mom 2: I take her to child beauty pageants.

by RoseCandyFloss December 29, 2014

paganism

A nature-based religion.

Can be seen as having one deity or many, but never any kind of "devil" as this is a purely Christian concept invented much later.

"Is Wicca a form of Paganism?"
"I guess it is, in the same way that Catholisism is a form of Christianity."

by Zoecb January 18, 2005

Pagani huayra

^ above is mad because he is too poor to afford a gtr and only has a prius

yo whatcha wanna type on urban dictionary
bro i didnt fucking ask
ok imma show hate towards a Pagani huayra
bro i still didnt ask

by poorassjack December 19, 2021

Pageant Mom

Woman in her mid forties who pushes her young child to be in pageants to live vicariously through that child. Delirious to how a normal child should be raised and a complete dumb bitch. Notorious for harboring the future strippers of America.

That Pageant mom is the reason my tanning store is still in business.

by Justice S. Erved February 7, 2010

Pageant answer

An answer to a question that sounds like something you'd hear at a beauty pageant.

Do you like cats?

I love all the animals of the world.

What a pageant answer...

by MaskedSinger November 5, 2010

trailer park beauty pageant

contest or situation where the standards or measuring stick is very low.

sub par excellence.

Ex 1:
Bill: That chick you took home last night was pretty ugly.
Bob: Yeah but she could've won a trailer park beauty pageant.

Ex 2:
Son: I scored 4 Touchdowns today, Dad.
Father: Yeah but you ain't exactly playing a very good team, it's like winning a trailer park beauty pageant.

by Alan W. Chan January 9, 2009