Pyjamaphobia

People suffering from pyjamaphobia have a characteristic fear of pyjamas, nightgowns (and often, even onesies).

The origin of this fear is largely unknown but sources suggest it may have appeared as back as the 1930's, when millions of people lost their jobs due to the great recession and their families, in desperation, often stayed at home day after day in their pyjamas.

There are many theories as to why people suffering from pyajamaphobia fear something as seemingly innocent as a pyjama, but as with all fears, not everything has an explanation.

Many people who suffer this phobia have eradicated pyjamas from their own lives and from their loved ones'. While this may seem as an inconvenience to some, especially in colder climates, recent surveys indicated that dealing with pyjamaphobia in this way leads to a healthier, happier sex life.

Some characteristic symptoms of people who may be suffering from pyjamaphobia are:

- Always sleeping naked

- Not owning a pyjama

- Changing into "day clothes" right out of bed

- Getting frustrated when seeing others dressed in pyjamas

Please note that pyjamaphobia is very real and can be a dangerous fear unless it is diagnosed and acknowledged by the patient. If you think you know someone who shows some of the symptoms above the try get rid of their pyjamas. They'll thank you later.

Some quotes from people suffering from pyjamaphobia:

Strip off and come to bed!
Babe, you know I can't stand seeing you in those pajamas. It's so lazy.

by drphobius October 26, 2013

maori pyjamas

New Zealand rhyming slang word for 'marijuana'

Where is the best place to buy some maori pyjamas around here?

by Herb Watkins February 2, 2007

pyjarver

Slang name given to people (charvers/chavs) who go to the shops in their pyjamas or drop off their kids at school whilst still wearing their pyjamas.

Look at that pyjarver, dropping off their child at school in their pyjamas!

by Miss Type Girl March 6, 2009

Pyjama Diplomacy

A theoretical method of international diplomacy whereby the wearing of pyjamas by all parties during talks helps to avoid disagreements or even wars.

Leaders managed to avoid the war through the use of pyjama diplomacy at the peace talks.

by jimbocar February 6, 2012

Spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas

To ejaculate on the pubic hair of your lady friend, perhaps as a form of safe sex.

"We didn't have a condom so I ended up spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas"

by gruntyphish September 25, 2009

Pyjamarection

The socially inconvenient stonk while wearing pyjamas that cannot be hidden without resorting to desperate tactics (e.g. Thatcher Porn)

(In a sleepover situation)

Dude 1: Dude, get up
Dude 2: Can't dude
Dude 1: Why dude?
Dude 2: Pyjamarection dude?
*awkward silence*

by PJPJPJ October 11, 2012

Cock Pyjamas

Something you yell when things aren't going well.
Or
A name you call someone who just really fucked up.
Or
Wool or cotton garment for the penis.

Also a character in a graphic novel of the same title by Brett Mckinney.

Ron:Oh my god, is that your sister with salami in her bum?
Roger:AH Cock Pyjamas!!

by Brettemo April 29, 2007