Noun, a guy who, if you believe "the news", is either All-Powerful or All-Stoopid, both loves and hates
America at the same
time, Is so clever that he's responsible for the death of every random kitten and grandma on earth, and so stupid that he won't roll-over for Imperialist-Atlanticists like every other post-soviet republic. Both was and was not "head of the KGB." Both is and is not Yeltsins bestist-
bud. Is at the same time loved and hated by every Russian. Is somehow the boss of every
hacker/doxxer/troll on the planet. Is Trumps lover, despite Trump massively increasing sanctions. ACTUALLY fights ISIS.