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pussy posture

That guy is literally pussy posture

He is so pussy posture
by SimplyAOfficial September 29, 2020
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Heart posture

Something Starbucks loving, Uggs wearing, Live Laugh Love sign sharing women say when they adjust their feelings to fit a situation that wasn't what they wanted or expected. The opposite of realizing life is full of ups and downs and all you can do sometimes is just deal with it.
This Thanksgiving didn't turn out quite like she wanted but she adjusted her heart posture and went along with it like a good conservative woman would.
by Chaosoftime10 November 27, 2021
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Pi Posture

When you meditate on the number π through all five senses, by disconnecting from the use of all technology with screens—only a pen and paper allowed, if need be—in the hope of experiencing an aha!
Going barefoot, being naked or/and blindfolded, and wearing a mask are some recommended frames of mind for those who are serious enough to put themselves in a pi posture.
by Fasters January 30, 2022
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moisture posture

The posture a man penis gets from over extending there stay inside youthful erotic vagina of a women.
OoOh baby , that pussy got u experiencing moisture posture much?
by The_PrunerPuss June 20, 2022
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fix my posture

shocked

something so shocking that u have the physical reaction to show it
“This comment made me fix my posture.”
“I couldn’t believe what she was saying I had to fix my posture
by urdreamgirl August 24, 2023
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Piss Posturing

Piss Posturing = Personal Interest in Social Situations (PISS). Some people fake that they have a sincere personal interest towards one individual in front of others in a social situation. Imagine a CEO holding court at a work function dinner table asking questions of a new junior associate. In the case of Piss Posturing, BOTH the person showing the interest, and the person receiving the interest KNOW that the person showing the interest doesn't give a damn about the other person. It's purely a SHOW, a posturing, to show others how personable and humble the person showing the interest is.

The person being shown attention feels as if he/she is being PISSED ON, and both he and the other person know it. Down deep, despite smiles on the faces, the junior associate is thinking "You don't care about me, you're pissing all over me in front of these people and there's nothing I can do about it."
She's an annoying Piss Posturing socialite. She showed a lot of interest in me at the dinner table, but couldn't remember my name when we left the party.
by Chris Rickety Spritz March 24, 2017
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postureo

A Spanish word that one uses when trying to pretend he/she is doing something so that everyone knows. It is commonly used in selfies.
Studying in ALE 1? Que postureo!
by teachingspanishpeople November 6, 2014
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