Poet

Adjective - Mildly awe-inspiring and portraying general awesomeness.

Guy 1 - What did you think of the 1912 silent motion film Saved From The Titanic?

Guy 2 - It was poet man.

by elibeman April 30, 2013

poet

Someone who writes alot of "meaningful" significant crap, in a rather eloquent way, but is often the only one who actually gets it.

Poet: so,you wanna read that for me and tell me what you think?
Pseudo Intellectual: yeh sure...
* 15 minutes later *
Pseudo Intellectual: well...*scratches chin*...*looks pensive*...I think it's rather deep...
Poet: oh, great..thanks.

Pseudo Intellectual to self---huh!?!?

by BitchnProud May 27, 2006

poet

a furry bitch-like creature that totally gets pissed upon daily.

i fucking HATE poet, for all of eternity!

by Sate In January 19, 2008

Poet

a stupid fucking asshole

"that guy there is a real poet"

by Glitter dick hole March 05, 2021

poet

a girl who speaks her mind and can't keep her mouth shut and talks about her poetry and doesn't want to fuck

that poet ain't gunna get none from me cause I am a conformist who drives a pickup and shoots anyone who touches my donkey which I have taught to pleasure me

by Max Barton June 16, 2004

Poet

A reference to a homosexual person. Derived from the fact that many of the historical poets were actually gay, and many of the modern ones are too.

Is he wearing a pink polo with the collar popped? What a poet!

by Peg Leg Pete May 06, 2008

poet

{a girl who speaks her mind and can't keep her mouth shut and talks about her poetry and doesn't want to fuck}

{that poet ain't gunna get none from me cause I am a conformist who drives a pickup and shoots anyone who touches my donkey which I have taught to pleasure me}

by Max Barton June 16, 2004