PMP

Action-Meanining to add(pack) some Meth/Scante in a pokie(bowl). The glass tool used for smoking the Meth/Scante..

K'Doll---Hey asshole you smoked all the scante in the pokie!!
Wino--And what do you want me to do about it?

K' Doll--- PMP (pack my pokie)!!!

by Mr. Wino 1503 August 06, 2012

PMP

Stands for "pooping my pants." Used to describe a moment that is either hilarious beyond a simple "lmao" or "rofl," or so shocking as to induce such a undie-ruining action.

Dude, that old lady just fell and I'm totally pmp!

Dude, at the end of sixth sense I was totally pmp!

by ilovetheseinternets August 04, 2009

PMP

A.K.A Pre-Meeting Poo - Going #2 right before a long meeting to avoid suffering for an hour or two. Ensures proper concentration & focus and prevents wiggling around like an idiot in front of coworkers.

Bob: Hey John, got a couple of minutes to review my proposal document?
John: Sorry dude, I got less than five minutes for a PMP before my 3 o'clock with the VP

by RNMS August 08, 2007

PmP

abbr. Practice makes Perfect (followed by a game/version)
Example: PmPv1.6 <--- Counter-Strike 1.6

1. Abbreviation used when a noob accuses a LEGIT player of hacking on an Online Game.
2. Used mainly by those who have never downloaded/installed a hack for an Online Game.

Noob: Nice hacks, what do ya use?
ToKey: PmPv1.6
Noob: I knew it! Leave you NOOB!
ToKey: Man!...My PmP is outta controL!

by ToKey August 15, 2006

pmp

pointless male pride - when men refuse to accept a fact purely because they are unwilling to accept defeat and swallow their own pride

Demetrios would never call or text Sarah because of his pmp, which made him feel that he was right and she was wrong.

by WhoGonnaKnow August 02, 2011

PMP

Poor Man's Pizza -- A sandwich that's cheaper than buying an actual pizza but fulfills the same need for cheese, garlic and sauce. Made with Italian bread that is hollowed out just enough to hold maximum amounts of mozzarella, tomato sauce and garlic. Toasted until bread is crispy, cheese is melted and sauce is hot.

I've got a bad case of the munchies, but I only have enough money for a PMP.

by Old, smelly fat guy April 09, 2009

PMP

pissed my pants

I laughed so hard at Joe I pmp. So not attractive.

by CCwordsmith June 01, 2011