karl pilkington

a bald headed manc twat with little to no brain cells aka a mong

Karl Pilkington has a head like a fucking orange

by the air created the greeness November 20, 2018

pilk

pepsi and milk mixed together

"that pilk hits dif ong frfrfr"

by Thy Cum Master November 7, 2022

Karl Pilkington

A very stupid but VERY funny man (even though I don’t think he means to be) who entertains Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant every Saturday on XFM (www.xfm.co.uk). His ignorance and Stubbornness to understand the infinite number of monkey on an infinite number of typewriters theory, is hilarious.

'Your an Idiot Karl Your an Idiot Karl Your an Idiot Karl' Ricky Gervais

by see see July 5, 2004

poilkjmnb

this shows boredom beyond qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and even beyond mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq and poiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz. one types the last 3 letters of the 3 rows of the keyboard backwards, starting on the top and ending at the bottom.

Random Person: *yawn* i'm so bored, i'll type in poilkjmnb just for the sake of boredom.
Everyone Nearby: *GASP*

by MegaCat5 September 29, 2012

pilk

The milk of pigs, came from the BBC comedy 'Look Around You'

'This pilk is delicious'
'Ghosts smell like pigs milk: Pilk'

by SLA November 22, 2006

pilkers

someone who is generally always saying stupid stuff / this stupid stuff makes people laugh.

I didnt know there was a carphone warehouse in cardiff?(from a girl who has lived there all her life) (there are 6) therfore a pilkers.

by captain1111111 January 19, 2009

pmilf

"Prime Minister I Would Like To Fuck". A play on "Milf--Mother I Would Like To Fuck".

Like when some handsome man steps in to fix your country and looks damn good doing it.

"Justin Trudeau just set the motions to legalize weed! Smart, and a total PMILF. Shezzam, bitches!!!"

by Melly Pants January 25, 2016