when having intercourse in the doggy position, pick up your phone, and call a friend. when you friend picks up the phone, pull out and slip your member into your lovers ass. make sure the phone is close to your lover's face to receive the "yelp" or scream. proceed to hang up the phone, and finish without her knowledge of anything happening.
i got a call from anthony, but all i heard was moaning, then a scream. He must have given her the pitman surprise.
by johnny dildonics January 28, 2008
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Monday morning, *Yawn,* shit, running late, no time for a shave, might as well get a Rossy, and by friday, ill have a massive Rossy Pitman.
by dunknoe3500 May 13, 2010
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Friends: "I know for sure I'd PIITBFTMFW!"
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Formed by acronym on internet communities, generally used in the same manner as "I'd hit it".
Formed by acronym on internet communities, generally used in the same manner as "I'd hit it".
by sholiz January 22, 2005
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