Pity friend

A friend that only hangs with you if you are sad or depressed they pity you. They don't actually care about you.

Shania only hangs with Laquisha when she's sad. What a pity friend.

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

pityplause

The applause one receives out of pity despite a poor performance

Despite stumbling over her lines, the comedienne recived a round of pityplause from her audience.

by DCDC December 21, 2005

Pity Fingering

When a guy comes too quickly during sex and the girl is left unsatisfied, it is common courtesy to offer to finish her off with the hands or mouth. It is also an act of pity if she was very close but the guy beat her to the finish line. Best undertaken without drawing attention to the fact that it is, in fact, out of pity.

Girl: oh yeah! oh my god, it's going to happen, i'm so close, aah aaah aaaaa-
Boy: -orgasms- im really sorry...
Girl: ...oh
Boy: do you want me to finish you off?
Girl:i don't want your pity fingering... -sulk-

by woo&t August 13, 2010

pity-fuck

Anytime a person chooses to have sexual intercourse with another person for the sole purpose of getting that person through an awkward or sad moment. Typically there is no actual interest romantically in that person, but the idea of engaging in intercourse is not horrifying and almost a bit sporty. The giver goes through the motions of actual romance without any actual feelings.

Sally felt bad for Jim during his visit after the loss of his girlfriend several weeks earlier, and while nothing she tried that afternoon could snap him out of his sadness, she decided to give him a pity-fuck which would show him that happiness could be found again.

by MarkfromCalif August 6, 2006

Pity-smash

An affectionate low level hook-up often made in commiseration, with no serious emotional involvement on the part of the smasher, but sometimes inadvertently on the part of the smashee. Essentially a modern update of the 80s/90s 'Sympathy Fuck'.

Sue pity-smashed Tom after his break up with Helen, and now he thinks it's serious and won't leave her alone..

by wolfalicia December 8, 2020

First Rule of Self Pity

“No one wants to hear about your troubles unless your troubles are worse than theirs.

When a University of Chicago law professor blogged his complaints about making ends meet with a household income of more than a quarter of a million dollars a year, he violated the First Rule of Self Pity.

by MrJM September 26, 2010

pity date

A date where you don't really like the person who you're with, but you didn't want to turn them down. You said yes out of pity.

The most popular guy in school saw how much she liked him and went on a pity date with her! She was so sad when she found out that was all it was.

by Dudette March 20, 2005