Pickle Jar Paradox

When you’re struggling at something then someone does the same exact thing, with zero effort.

Pickle jar paradox,
When your skinny friend opens the jar when your strong friend can’t. Zero effort…

by OnlyDictator14 July 17, 2025

wrist deep in a pickle jar

To literally have your hand all the way in a pickle jar

last night i was wrist deep in a pickle jar

by Fishguy13 July 11, 2016

Like a banana in a pickle jar

(adj.) Simile phrase that refers to one being in a habitat or position one is not used to. Visual similarities appear on the surface but one does not belong with the other.

Nancy: Crickey doesn't David look just like your brother Mitchell in that football kit?
Drew: Yeah but he plays like a hocky player on the dance floor, hes like a banana in a pickle jar

What's worse than a banana in a pickle jar? A hedgehog in a condom factory.

by Moastall Nileigh November 23, 2022

Shoot a pickle jar into space

To go to extreme measures after being thoroughly frustrated, in a way that will not actually help the situation.

William spent three months trying to beat I Wanna Be The Guy. After dieing every time in the same place for a solid month, he was so fed up that he smashed his keyboard into pieces and threw his computer out the window. This is what it means to shoot a pickle jar into space.

by Haragorn February 22, 2010

Balls deep in a pickle jar

To be interrupted when extremely busy.

So there I was balls deep in a pickle jar when this guy comes up and asks me where the nearest Wallmart is, so i look at him and say "BUSY FOOL!!!"

by Not a child molester March 12, 2010

Kentucky Pickle Jar

In order to perform a Kentucky Pickle Jar, one must have access to Churchill Downs on the first Saturday in May. Following the completion of the Kentucky Derby, one must locate the winning horse’s stall. Collection of the winning horse’s fecal matter is mandatory. After aforesaid feces are collected, one then locates a southern belle. Once the requisite southern belle is located, one must take the previously collected fecal matter and smear it nice and thick on the southern belle’s labia. Immediately afterwards, one must locate a frozen pickle; the crunchy variety is highly recommended. Take the frozen pickle and repeatedly plunge the horse fecal matter into the southern belle’s vaginal orifice. Congratulations! You have now created a Kentucky Pickle Jar. Tell your mom; she’s sure to be awfully proud.

Bryan was getting a little bored with Rebecca in bed but he loved her very much. So he decided to spice things up a bit by calling her Norma Sue and having her call him Cletus. That wasn't nearly enough, so he figured he'd perform the Kentucky Pickle Jar on her. She's into some kinky things, so it wasn't surprising that she loved it! Unfortunately, she decided to attempt to snowball him after all was said and done. She missed! Rugh roh!

by felonious_84_ April 28, 2010

wrist deep in a pickle jar

To literally have your whole hand in a pickle jar

dude i last night i was wrist deep in a pickle jar.

by Fishguy13 July 10, 2016