Phelps

1. The act of farting during anal sex.

2. Fred Phelps

1. My gf phelps all over me when she gives lovey lovey.

2. I will picket at Fred Phelps' funeral

by sxephilnelson September 22, 2011

Phelping

When you cum inside a girl and she laughs - then she squirts out a bit of your semen from her vagina.

We were chilling in bed, I tickled her and she just started phelping all over the place.

by Petey Woodpeck December 28, 2017

the phelps

To uncontrollably drink and smoke marijuana, with no regard to consequences

Hey man Mike better stop doing the phelps, he has work tomorrow morning.

by HtotheOV February 02, 2009

Phelped

The term applied to a skateboard being stolen. Related to the day Jake Phelps, head of Thrasher magazine, had his board stolen only to find a video of the board on youtube being skated better than he could skate it.

"I got my board stolen, and i saw the guy with it tre flipping a huge 6."
"Dude, you got phelped."

by 415and510 October 15, 2009

phelp

wet fart after anal sex

Potentially named in honor of Fred Phelps, anti-gay hate preacher. It might be just coincidence though.

"Don't phelp on my bed!"

by schm March 19, 2013

phelps

Particles of fecal matter that get caught on a man's pubic hair during anal sex with another man.

The term, in the tradition of santorum is a reference to the minister of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Dude, did you wipe? I got phelps all over me.

by omfgplanes October 05, 2006

phelp

To win within the tightest margin possible.

"Don't cut your nails, because you just might phelp that win."

by sirald66 August 16, 2008