Petro-ing

The act of pooping on another's carpet, and grabbing the person by their hair, and rubbing their nose in the shit, while making them apologize for their wrong actions.

I dont care if he said he banged my dad, ill be petro-ing him later on !!

by MWest in February 24, 2011

petro pig

someone who uses a lot of gas

People who drive SUV's are petro pigs.

by Hannahbanana92 January 22, 2014

petro whore

An arab-american woman who is sick of trying to find a normal arab guy to date/marry. She gets so sick of the losers here that she decides to give up and move to Saudi Arabia where she can marry a rich Prince and live happily ever after wearing a burka and spending her husbands petro dollars.

Hazem: "What happened to Fatma?"

Muneer: " Man she ain't nothin' but a petro whore, she moved to Saudi and married Abd El Kharoof!"

by hazemibnsadeq January 20, 2009

Petro-sexual

(Noun) One of many greasy, tight pants wearing, faux-hawk hair cement styling, oversize sunglasses flossing, fitted shirt rocking, diamond studded belt-buckle shining, excessive pungent cologne using, club hopping, sausage party attending, non-dancing & wall hugging men/boys of Arab or Middle Eastern descent.

"Did you just buy a Jacob & Co. watch to wear to class? That's so Petro-sexual!"

by Omar Offendum March 24, 2008

petro-masculinity

"Big men drive big trucks that roll coal" (see Reply All podcast episode #170)

Feeling the need to own and drive an excessively large truck as part of your identity, but never having loads that require an engine of that size.

The narrative of righteous fossil democracy is crucial not only to American identity writ large, but to its hegemonic white masculinities, through the rosy nostalgia afforded by the petro-masculinity identity. (Daggett, 2018)

by moonshine6969 January 2, 2021

petro-rain

petro-rain

Rain in Louisiana created by a mixture of saltwater and oil from spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

This is really happening...

Jon: They used to say, 'It's raining Cats and Dogs'.

Rebbeca: Yea, now it's raining Oil in Louisiana.

Jon: They call that perto-rain. Tru-story.

by ChrisDocJ June 26, 2010

Petro Time

A form of paid time off (PTO), much like what would commonly be referred to as “comp” time. The main difference is Petro Time never runs out. Some would speculate there is a glitch in the PTO spreadsheet. Others conclude that users of Petro Time are paying off the individuals in charge of PTO. Regardless, Petro Time is a valuable form of PTO to have for a spur of the moment getaway or that day at work when you just don’t feel like being there.

Got a trip to the Finger Lakes coming up, better bang out with some Petro Time.

by 6yet? May 27, 2021