by Doctor MacDeath August 03, 2011
Sarah: omg did you here what dillian did to delany he is such a pesto titty
Jessy: OML i know what an ass
Jessy: OML i know what an ass
by Tysexual March 23, 2017
by Boner Forest February 20, 2018
(n.) a mindset affecting young or inexperienced cooks, causing them to believe dumping pesto onto pasta is the only way to make a dinner.
Generally college-aged males. Sufferers tend to believe they are stellar cooks who can transport any guest that comes for dinner directly to Northwest Italy. In rare cases, develop "manifestos" about how pesto will unite nations and solve poverty.
No cure.
Generally college-aged males. Sufferers tend to believe they are stellar cooks who can transport any guest that comes for dinner directly to Northwest Italy. In rare cases, develop "manifestos" about how pesto will unite nations and solve poverty.
No cure.
by nolandc September 20, 2019
Just your typical out in the woods with nothing but some olive oil to lube up for anal sex. A sort of Macgyver meets Ron Jeremy.
by bradolf pitler August 06, 2009
enjoy the fresh pestoiness of pasta with pesto and broccoli- wait. is that a a green bean? *chokes violently* 😨 it turns out that Y/N was a violent green bean hater. green beans are ok by themselves, but put them with something as glorious as pesto pasta with broccoli and it may be the end of you.
Server: here is your goodness greenie pestoian pesto pasta with green beans. enjoy!
Y/N: IT HAS BEANS. IT MUST BE ERADICATED. *laser eyes*
pesto pasta green beans should not exist.
Y/N: IT HAS BEANS. IT MUST BE ERADICATED. *laser eyes*
pesto pasta green beans should not exist.
by ihategreenbeans May 08, 2021
Traffic is backed up, I'm going to have to pesto someone real quick.
That dam cab driver just pesto'd me.
That dam cab driver just pesto'd me.
by BillyD78 March 06, 2019