pesto jar

A really awkward person

Man, what a pesto jar she is

by Doctor MacDeath August 17, 2011

Pesto Pubes

When a girl pisses and shits on your pubes, giving your pubes a nice pesto relish.

Jenifer gave me Pesto Pubes last night .

by Boner Forest February 20, 2018

pesto titty

Some who is just a complete douche who is unfaithful and is easily angered

Sarah: omg did you here what dillian did to delany he is such a pesto titty
Jessy: OML i know what an ass

by Tysexual March 23, 2017

Pesto Manifesto

(n.) a mindset affecting young or inexperienced cooks, causing them to believe dumping pesto onto pasta is the only way to make a dinner.

Generally college-aged males. Sufferers tend to believe they are stellar cooks who can transport any guest that comes for dinner directly to Northwest Italy. In rare cases, develop "manifestos" about how pesto will unite nations and solve poverty.

No cure.

As a third date, Jen went over to Dylan's for dinner and learned he suffered from Pesto Manifesto.

by nolandc September 20, 2019

High Sierra Pesto

Just your typical out in the woods with nothing but some olive oil to lube up for anal sex. A sort of Macgyver meets Ron Jeremy.

Dude went camping and forgot the lube so he just made High Sierra Pesto instead.

by bradolf pitler August 6, 2009

pesto pasta green beans

enjoy the fresh pestoiness of pasta with pesto and broccoli- wait. is that a a green bean? *chokes violently* 😨 it turns out that Y/N was a violent green bean hater. green beans are ok by themselves, but put them with something as glorious as pesto pasta with broccoli and it may be the end of you.

Server: here is your goodness greenie pestoian pesto pasta with green beans. enjoy!
Y/N: IT HAS BEANS. IT MUST BE ERADICATED. *laser eyes*

pesto pasta green beans should not exist.

by ihategreenbeans May 7, 2021

Anti-Pesto

A name Lady Tottington used to call Wallace in the film series 'Wallace in Gromit' and the whole internet has no idea what it means.

Lady Tottington: Victor, stop fooling around in the dirt and have a look at this. The ingenious Anti-Pesto have completely dealt with my rabbit problem! Isn’t it marvelous?

by reinfaster March 15, 2023