persian black hole

Your persian best friend’s butthole. You and I both know that shit harry as fuck so imma call it a black hole.

-“Have you seen Nabil and Anees’ asscracks they are hairy as fuck”
-“yah bitch ass nigga they got the persian black hole”

by ABDULAHS PENIS March 16, 2019

lay down the Persian

a reference to cut a rug; to dance very well and impress others. Persians being the best type of rug

"Fred's a great dancer, hang around and watch him lay down the Persian"

by Ru$h March 9, 2008

Persianian

(pronounced PERJZH - AYN - EE - EN)

A compromise between the words "Persian" and "Iraynian."

Adjective used to describe people living in the US or Europe whose parents or ancestors hail from Iran and who speak Farsi (the Persianian language).

The term was coined in order to bring unity between different schools of thought in the Persianian community on how to identify themselves.

White co-worker/classmate John: "Dude Mehrdad where are you from?"

Mehrdad: "I was born in Laguna Niguel, California but I am Persian."

John: "Like in the movie 300? But Persia doesn't exist anymore!"

Mehrdad: "My parents are from Iran. People from Iran are Persian."

John: "If you're from Iran wouldn't that make you Iranian?"

Mehrdad: "No I am Persian."

Sohrab: "You are both wrong. Mehrdad is Persianian."

John: "Ohhh. Now it all makes sense."

Mehrdad: "Okay if you guys don't mind I have to go study for my Loyola Law School finals now."

by RAB1985 August 7, 2012

Persian Girl

Usually a very attractive hot and amazing girl.

Persian girls are so nice and hard working, also they may be very shy at first but make them feel comfortable and at home. Also some may be depressed because of strict parents.

100% of the time they are exotic and beautiful.

" Hey I want a girl who is nice and caring , and beautiful?"
" PERSIAN GIRLS! amazing personalities, nice, funny, beautiful, sexy!"

by Persian girl NYC September 20, 2013

Persianity

The act by being capable of having the race of Persian.

That kid's white, but he has some persianity in him.

by Urban Dictionary December 19, 2005

Persian Girl

A hardworking resilient girl with a warm heart who strives to be independent and empowering. Keep them on a low-carb diet and they will look 20 years younger than their actual age.

Yasi is a typical persian girl, nice catch.

by April_SH June 8, 2019

persian cigar

When a dead body is rolled up inside a Persian rug.

Let's get a crew of NOS together and mob up on Johnny and roll us a Persian cigar.

by sleddy April 16, 2015