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picker’s perks

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When you’re out on a community litter pick and find something useful or valuable to keep e.g cash, old bottles, drinks glasses.
Yayyy - I found a £5 note! Picker’s perks!! 😊
by Irishexplorer August 10, 2019
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When you're feeling the jiggy jiggy so you approached your girlfriend in the basement and scream "I know what we're gonna do today!" and right before she gets to resist, hopelessly crawling away from you, you insert your tallywacker so deep(any holes will do) It can't be seen anymore, and you whisper in her ears "Where's Perry?"

Legend says it is also a famous line from Phineas and Ferb that whenever they got an Idea to 'what they're gonna do today', their pet platypus named Perry will suddenly vanish to a secret mission. LAME...
"I know what we're gonna do today!" Chad screamed.

"No! please! It's been 2 months! Have Mercy on m-... AHHHHHHHHHH!" Anna exclaimed.
"Anna, Where's Perry?" Chad asked
by Bruh_cow_lee October 14, 2020
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cheese grater's perk

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When grating cheese, as you come to the end of the block you find that there is a small piece that you are not able to grate fully due to its size.

As the cheese grater (not the same as cheese grater), you are entitled to consume this tiny piece of cheese yourself.
"I think you'll find that, having successfully grated this gigantic wedge of cheddar, I am entitled to the cheese grater's perk. Good day to you, sir."
by C3POwen October 6, 2011
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Refers to the infuriatingly-common "lousy timing" occurrence of your seldom encountering the usually-hoped-for opportunities/pleasantries (i.e., neighbors relaxing on their front porches/lawns whom you can shoot the breeze with on your way by, pretty girls to hold hands with and "chat up for a few", sizable numbers of discarded returnable containers, etc.) whenever you're out for a stroll or otherwise leisurely traipsing around your local area on foot, yet when you either hitch a ride with someone or are "a man on a mission" in your own vehicle and thus you can't "acceptably" stop to avail yourself of any of these assorted "sidewalk delights", the roadsides you travel along will either be "chock-full of friendlies" or "Bottle/Can City", and so you'll be mentally "climbin' da walls" at having to agonizingly pass on by all of those much-desired goodies.
It was foggy and chilly when I started out walking around town to complete my weekly errands-list, and so there was hardly another soul outdoors, but then sometime later when I was riding back again with a neighbor who'd offered me a lift home, the weather turned clear and balmy again, and there were lots of smiley-faced sundress-clad cuties strolling the walks all over town! Guess it was Murphy's Pedestrian-Perks Law at work!
by QuacksO July 21, 2018
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To have tits that grow on your ass and to be removed you must have them burnt off.
Celebrities who have PATS: Beyonce, Michael Jackson, Bono.
That girl was diagnosed with Perky Ass Tits Syndrome (PATS)
by chrisssssssssslol August 22, 2014
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Perry Saturn

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Retired Professional Wrestler who gained fame in the 90s through the top 3 wrestling promotions.

Saturn was trained by Killer Kowalksi and debuted in 1990. After joining Extreme Championship Wrestling in 1995, with partner John Kronus, they were renamed The Elimantors, and took the company by storm; winning the Tag Team Titles 3 times between then and 1997. Saturn left for WCW that same year. In late 90s WCW, he would join The Flock, and help disband the team. Feud with Chis Jericho, and win the Tag Team Titles twice.

In January 2000 The Radicalz (Saturn, Benoit, Guerrero, and Malenko) debuted in the WWF/E. Later that year Saturn would go on to win the European Championship, and become a two time Hardcore Champion.

After a match where he actually attacked Mike Bell, he suddenly went through a gimmick change, as he kayfabe - suffered head trauma, leaving his manager Terri, and falling in love with a mop named Moppy.

Perry Saturn retired from wreting in 2003.
In April of 2004 Saturn was shot in the neck after saving a girl from getting raped. This required a metal plate, and steel screws to be inserted into his vertebrae.

Recently Perry has disappeared from the public view. Family and friends have no information on his whereabouts. As of 2007 he has been spotted in Iowa, and is believed to be working in the town of Alber Lea, Minnesota.
Perry Saturn if your reading this the wrestling world misses you, and please return for one more match!

Finishers:
-The Moss Covered Three Handled Family Credenza
-Rings of Saturn
-Death Valley Driver
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by Q-Bomb August 9, 2009
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Pervy Sage

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What Naruto calls Jiraiya-sensei during his moments of sexual perversion and doing his research for his new book Come Come Pardise.

See Come Come Paradise
Naruto: Hey pervy sage! Stop looking at the girls, get over here, and help me with my training!
by Andreasantoni May 23, 2008
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