Derived from "PERFECTIONIST," with the second "E" replaced with "U", to add the "FUC-" sound, as in the word "FUCK".
Noun: A person who is a total prick about being a perfectionist. One who cannot finish a task without checking it over again and again, or who does something repeatedly until s/he achieves the desired result. When this behavior annoys others, the person exhibiting the behavior is a "perfuctionist".
Noun: A person who is a total prick about being a perfectionist. One who cannot finish a task without checking it over again and again, or who does something repeatedly until s/he achieves the desired result. When this behavior annoys others, the person exhibiting the behavior is a "perfuctionist".
Q: Where's Noonan?
A: Oh, he's skipping lunch today, because he's being a "perfuctionist" again. He's rewriting his proposal to present to the Board of Directors this afternoon.
A: Oh, he's skipping lunch today, because he's being a "perfuctionist" again. He's rewriting his proposal to present to the Board of Directors this afternoon.
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by The bachelor December 9, 2009
Get the perfectionista mug.by Emmav April 11, 2018
Get the Perfectionist mug.(1) noun: a: Any thing modified by Human Beings for the purpose of progression b: any thing or set of things in a state of perpetual improvement under the explicit understanding that "perfect" is a False concept. (2) verb: a: The act or process of progression towards perfection.
"Molly, you wouldn't believe it; his performance last night was one of life's greatest perfectionisms." "My perfectionisms are progressing nicely." "Perfectionism your performance or you're fired!"
by Donkey Kong Sr. May 24, 2008
Get the perfectionisms mug.Tim is such a perfectionist he spend 6 months designing how the buttons are going to look on a website. Unfortunately that's all the time we had to complete the whole project and needless to say the client did not want to spend any more money. The project got cancelled, which forced us to close the company, lose our homes and forced to live in the wilderness where we use the weaker members of our family as bait to distract wolves, bears and other wild life while we forage for berries which are not covered in bird shit. Thanks Tim.
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Get the Perfectionist mug.Someone who after taking a dump; wipes so meticulously that no trace of the event remains. Ass perfectionists are notorious for using exessive amounts of toilet paper, baby wipes, and generally taking forever, much to the dismay of anyone waiting in line.
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Get the Ass Perfectionist mug.A person who declares everyone else at fault for any problem, while they themselves claim it's not their responsibility to help solve the problem. They absolve themselves from anything remotely challenging that might tarnish their appearance of blamelessness, especially with technology issues. They love assigning blame while remaining safely removed. They also like to point out how other people inconvenience them.
The armchair perfectionist blamed his wife and kids for the wifi problems, saying "I didn't have anything to do with this. This is all on you!"
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