A Pay Day is when you have unprotected anal sex and you get a small peanut lodged in your pee hole.
You then find a friend and pee on them, shooting the peanut in their direction, like the Pay Day candy bar.
You then find a friend and pee on them, shooting the peanut in their direction, like the Pay Day candy bar.
Charles played a prank on me by hiding my phone. I got him back with a Pay Day! Boy was he surprised.
by scratchedtaint June 21, 2022
When your dating someone and their poor at the time and a little bit after the breakup they get rich. Time for them to pay you for your broken heart.
"Where's my money?"
"What are you talking back"
"It's national pay your ex day"
"Oh crap I forgot about it. Here's 50$"
"What are you talking back"
"It's national pay your ex day"
"Oh crap I forgot about it. Here's 50$"
by Alyssa drake November 29, 2019
Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.
by Faroushky October 03, 2020