pav

A moody young man who dances irratically. He prefers male nudity, showing his ass to women while making them cook clean and reproduce, and Maria Sharapova. He often emails Chinese beauty contestants because he wishes he were of the asian persuasion. Terrible singer who won't ever stop being loved by the girls downstairs.

I could never date him because he's such a pav.

by Laura Janet and Ann November 19, 2004

Pav

A man who is so sweet that a cake called Pavlova was named after him

Pav's dick tastes nicer than a Pavlova cake. You should try it

by zecoolgal5x May 20, 2018

PAV

A bitch ass narc that can only drink 5 beers and complains about getting up for work at 6:30. Commonly used with “What da fook”

“What da fook is a Pav?”
“Idk nigga”

by Hsbehd April 27, 2019

Pav

A dude who looks like Johnny Bravo and has sex doggy style only

Like Ivan Pavlov who used to summon his bitches by ringing a bell the modern-day Pav snapchats his girls when he wants doggy sex

by zecoolgal5x May 20, 2018

Pav

This is cross between a chav and a posh person thus the name pav.

"OMG she has changed so much. You could go as far to say a pav."

"Yeah. Be happy she's not a slitch yet!"

by Pav reunited May 10, 2009

pav

generally a really gay guy, small dick, nice turbans tho. Have a good dress sense, but they like copying fuckbois.

I was going to date that guy but he looks like a real pavandeep

by GovSim June 1, 2018

Pav

A Child Snatcher Who Keeps Kids In His Basement.

Usually an introvert and bad at social interactions. Also a non-productive member of society, a NEET.

"Hey, do you know a Pav? Looking to buy some product."
"Yea, I Furnished his basement a week ago."

by Edward Unemployed June 29, 2019