It is a much more invasive pat-down that involves touching, probing, and feeling your body, including your genital area, to determine if you are concealing something.
It is what the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) will do to you if you opt-out of the full body scanner, which takes a naked picture of you, before boarding an airplane.
It is what the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) will do to you if you opt-out of the full body scanner, which takes a naked picture of you, before boarding an airplane.
TSA Agent: "If you won't let me to take a naked picture of you, then I'm going to rub your penis."
Child: "That would be sexual assault."
TSA Agent: "Nonsense, it's just an enhanced patdown. Now spread your legs."
Child: "That would be sexual assault."
TSA Agent: "Nonsense, it's just an enhanced patdown. Now spread your legs."
by OptOut November 18, 2010
Get the enhanced patdown mug.Marching Band PTSD is when you have gained PTSD from Marching Band. It’s could be from messing up or dropping during a performance, or it can be a little thing like showing up late for practice. There is always a consequence for everything.
Me: I had a nightmare. I think it’s from my Marching Band PTSD.
Friend: What Happened?
Me: I was doing drill and I forgot my music.
Friend: What Happened?
Me: I was doing drill and I forgot my music.
by TacoBellShit October 20, 2019
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Like Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD), but when returning from travelling.
Symptoms include:
Reverse Homesickness - missing people and places from abroad
Inability to focus on everyday tasks/dreams about travelling
Boredom, insecurity, uncertainty and frustration
Feelings of alienation or withdrawal
Need for excessive sleep
Symptoms include:
Reverse Homesickness - missing people and places from abroad
Inability to focus on everyday tasks/dreams about travelling
Boredom, insecurity, uncertainty and frustration
Feelings of alienation or withdrawal
Need for excessive sleep
by TravelPTSD November 15, 2010
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Get the patsan mug.The disquieting feeling of fear, horror, and loneliness that engulfs your entire body--down to your soul--when you realize that you're living in a representative-democracy where the percent of the population that is intentionally ignorant, racist, sexist, and/or bigoted has reach a critical mass.
EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Can you believe Donald Trump is president?"
Person 2: "...I just don't care anymore. After the election and the complete lack of intelligent thought from so many people, my PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) has led me to realize that if it wasn't that waste-of-oxygen we would've voted in some other demagogue... Wanna get drunk?"
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Person 1: "Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
Person 2: "I was going to go to work, but PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) sunk in: if representative governments are only as good as the intelligence of their citizenry, then what's the point?... so I dropped acid instead.
Person 1: "Can you believe Donald Trump is president?"
Person 2: "...I just don't care anymore. After the election and the complete lack of intelligent thought from so many people, my PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) has led me to realize that if it wasn't that waste-of-oxygen we would've voted in some other demagogue... Wanna get drunk?"
EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
Person 2: "I was going to go to work, but PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) sunk in: if representative governments are only as good as the intelligence of their citizenry, then what's the point?... so I dropped acid instead.
by dbp0011 November 19, 2016
Get the PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) mug.Post-traumatic stress disorder is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying event — either experiencing It or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.
it develops in some people who have experienced a shocking, scary, or dangerous event. It is natural to feel afraid during and after a traumatic situation. Fear triggers many split-second changes in the body to help defend against danger or to avoid it.
it develops in some people who have experienced a shocking, scary, or dangerous event. It is natural to feel afraid during and after a traumatic situation. Fear triggers many split-second changes in the body to help defend against danger or to avoid it.
by RIK_10official November 23, 2020
Get the PTSD mug.(n. PTSDoody or #PTSDoody) A term used, often in a hashtag form, to describe when a person (Doody) either provokes a horrible memory he has created (often occurring with distressing flashbacks), or creates a traumatic moment in which the witness is scarred for life. It is coined whenever a specific someone pulls off a malicious act upon a victim, thus giving the said victim PTSDoody.
Ex 1)
Doody: I killed goat mom and incinerated 6 innocent children who were playing jax.
Everyone else: Omg #PTSDoody
Ex 2)
Amanda: Uhg, I just got PTSDoody last night.
Asriel: Don't worry, we have a PTSDoody support group for those who fall victim.
Amanda: Wow! Thanks Asriel, I really needed this!
Doody: I killed goat mom and incinerated 6 innocent children who were playing jax.
Everyone else: Omg #PTSDoody
Ex 2)
Amanda: Uhg, I just got PTSDoody last night.
Asriel: Don't worry, we have a PTSDoody support group for those who fall victim.
Amanda: Wow! Thanks Asriel, I really needed this!
by Azzy Dreemurr February 3, 2018
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