V.P. stands for Vomit Poop, also called, "The Vice President". A V.P. is when, whilst tossing the lover's salad, the recipient has a bowel movement of substantial size. The blow-ee, unfazed, proceeds to give the log a blow job. The recipient is careful not to pinch off the loaf as long as possible. The blow-ee deep throats the mud monkey until vomiting is induced. The blow-ee is then obligated to gargle his or her own vomit while blowing. Hence, both parties are fully aroused and ready to move on to more hardcore shit.
by Inventor not practitioner January 4, 2010
Get the V.P. Blowjob mug.to do the opposite of what you say you are going to do, specifically for planned events or gatherings. the opposite of a r.s.v.p.
did he shar.s.v.p. that he was going to the party on saturday? i have no idea why he never showed up. he never does what he says he is going to do.
by The_Planner_2011 March 21, 2011
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Stands for Other People’s Vapes. When you vape but only use other people’s vapes and do not buy your own.
by YourLocalBonerGarage October 29, 2019
Get the O.P.V mug.The C.V.P. Cumtainer is when a man or a woman cums into a mason jar (or any type of jar). then they will store the jars one by one until the industrial sized container is filled. then it is all poured inside, with some water added to the mix and possibly condoms as toppings, a man or woman steps in while people around them cums onto them. this is a kinky act that some websites and companies use. And the C.V.P. stands for "cum" "vagina" "penis"
by monke is king no capp March 2, 2021
Get the C.V.P. CUMTAINER mug.1. abbreviation for Porn Star Vagina Syndrome commonly characterized by the inside of the vagina hanging outside of the labia.
2. A vagina that's been beat up to the point where it hangs loosely resembling that of a 90 year old woman on an otherwise young girl
2. A vagina that's been beat up to the point where it hangs loosely resembling that of a 90 year old woman on an otherwise young girl
Simon: "dude how did it get on with that chick hanging all over you last night at Jay's Party?"
Roger: "aaaaw, her Vagina was hanging out past her knees, total P.V.S. status"
Roger: "aaaaw, her Vagina was hanging out past her knees, total P.V.S. status"
by blagwell October 20, 2009
Get the P.V.S. mug.Extensive phallus vitality (E.P.V.) is a biological phenomenon that occurs when human males become extremely sexually aroused. It has been found that confidence in these male specimens become Chad like in nature, "To say they are irresistible is an understatement," stated by Dr. Angela Hill from Golden Valley Private Academy.
Doctor: What are you in here for?
Me: I think I got E.P.V.
Doctor: You can't contract what you don't have.
Me: Damn that's some E.P.V. right there
Me: I think I got E.P.V.
Doctor: You can't contract what you don't have.
Me: Damn that's some E.P.V. right there
by BalzonDawalz April 5, 2019
Get the E.P.V. mug.Alliteration of Vaginal Pork Pie Syndrome.
This involves a hideously disgusting uncontrollable Sexualy Transmitted Disease that creates mounds or even small buildings of scabs, pus or even hardened warts and crust.
The itching and pain of this syndrome is horrendous, and if a penis somehow finds his way through the ranks of infested diseased-spear wielding crust soilders, the S.T.D will infect the penis also. This is much the same as the Vaginal Syndrome, but the bell eventually explodes, leaving a weeping flailing urethra in its wake.
This involves a hideously disgusting uncontrollable Sexualy Transmitted Disease that creates mounds or even small buildings of scabs, pus or even hardened warts and crust.
The itching and pain of this syndrome is horrendous, and if a penis somehow finds his way through the ranks of infested diseased-spear wielding crust soilders, the S.T.D will infect the penis also. This is much the same as the Vaginal Syndrome, but the bell eventually explodes, leaving a weeping flailing urethra in its wake.
by The pop blower April 23, 2006
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