P.U.M.A

Pants up my arse

Always happens in a awkward moment, ie, standing in a queue, in a important meeting, chatting to people. When you pants have ridden up your bottom crack, that you feel like screaming.

''I would love to stay and chat with you but i have a slight P.U.M.A problem to deal with first''

by Hilly B July 4, 2008

P.U.M.A

Pussy Under My Ass

I had P.U.M.A but then it started to bleed

by Adam71 April 2, 2014

p.m.t.a.l.w.a.m.o.w.m

pin me to a wall and make out with me

When texting someone you might say "I want you to p.m.t.a.l.w.a.m.o.w.m" instead of typing it out.

by HavenCliff September 15, 2023

P.U.M.A

I have created an Acronym for P.U.M.A the clothing brand...

Poofter
Used
My
Ass

I got really f'kd up last night at the party and ummmm, i think a,
P.U.M.A

by T420BOY January 21, 2025

M.A.P.

A "Politically Correct" Term for the spectrum of Babyfuckers. Stands for Minor Attracted Person.

"Wasn't Jared from Subway a M.A.P. "

by yeeterino January 2, 2019

P.E.M.D.A.S.

Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag. This is a mnemonic device to help students remember the order of operations (Parenthesis Exponents Multiplication Division Addition Subtraction) while adding swag to math. Can be used as an expression to describe someone's fresh appearance.

That kid is mad fresh, he is clearly filled with P.E.M.D.A.S.

by Caywillz July 1, 2011

I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

I PUT MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS

Are you a bag of Doritos because I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

by Frostbite_7313 December 2, 2019