Zoolander the oversized mampie

Zoolander the oversized mamphie is someone who tries to beef u when u don’t know them. Mamphies beef all the time. Zoolanders beef everyone to hide all of her insecurities. They are are ugly fat biaches, they think they can act hard. Shows a lot. Their momma so stupid they stuck a battery up their ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"@zoolandersmama
I’m sorry if I was staring but I took me a long time to count all ur chins hunniiii.

yesterday I saw a Zoolander the oversized mampie. It tried to beef meh

by Zoo lander the oversized mampi June 07, 2019

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Oversize commodity relocation technician

trucker who hauls shit you can't. Generally hard as fuck. Doesn't give a shit about how mad you are at them for making you 30 seconds late for your meeting

Girl : ooh look at that guy! Why is he so sexy?
Other girl : he's an oversize commodity relocation technician!

by pugsley89 September 14, 2019

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comically oversized divorce papers

when your wife hates you so fucking much

literally comically oversized divorce papers

guy: whats dis??
guy: oh, its just comically oversized divorce papers.

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

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Oversized Chica

Ciara Vecchia

Ciara’s huge that’s why they call her Oversized Chica

by lol ur mad February 07, 2021

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Oversized Capri-Sun

The pouch of wine in boxed wine. Commonly found at your local supermarket and used by middle age women after the divorce. Also used by collage girls after a break-up.

Guy: I found the reminisce of an oversized Capri-Sun next to my passed out ex
Guy2: what will you drink now
Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try

by Knee gears April 07, 2019

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