Dutch oven

Farting under the blanket then lifting it up trapping your significant other under the covers

Rosemary wasn't expecting a dutch oven but she got one this morning.

by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

Oven Mitt

After using the restroom to relieve oneself this is a process of using an excessive amount of toilet paper and wrapping it around ones hand repeatedly so the end result resembles an oven mitt, usually performed by overweight persons having large rearends and requiring extra tissue paper than average sized individuals.

John clogged the toilet again because he uses the Oven Mitt method to wipe.

by jpg3 May 14, 2010

baby oven

The part of a female in which a fetus grows.

She's carrying my baby boy in her baby oven.

by Scarlet Angel May 22, 2008

cock oven

A vagina... particularlly if it is cold outside.

Man these assless chaps are making my wang cold. How about I stick it in your cock oven?

by nards deep December 14, 2008

Dominican Oven

The heat source one uses to cook day old food usually kept under a car seat or odd unsanitary spot. A sunny day can provide an excellent spot to place the cheeseburger you found under your seat by simply rolling up your windows and placing on your dash board. Recommended 90 degrees at 3 1/2 hours of direct exposure. All week old gas station pizza cooks well in a furnace to ones home. Recommended cook time At 70 degrees is 25 min.

I bet you by using the dominican oven he will have a case of the flying shits again.

My house smells like taco bell again, i bet the carpenter was using my heater as a dominican oven

by 7mary3 September 16, 2014

Cake is in the oven

The job has been completed.

Fat Rick: Odelay holmes! The cake is in the oven!

Buho: Cake? What fuckin' cake?

Fat Rick: You know, the cake is in the oven!

Buho: Huh?

Fat Rick: Remember what Huesos told you! Well, the dope car was just dropped outside that shitty dive bar!

Buho: Hey bro, I thought we weren't supposed to actually say that!

Fat Rick bitch slaps Buho.

by ZXY&ABC July 28, 2019

portable dutch oven

When you rip ass into a pillow case, close the top, then take it wherever your victim is and throw it over their head.

I farted in a pillow case and then ran over to bob, threw it on his head, and gave him a portable dutch oven.

by saskwatch February 3, 2008