The greatest invention known to man.
Invented by the Norwegians and present in every Norwegian home in at least one style.
To you and me, this great invention would be known as a 'cheese slicer'; enabling the user to precision cut the perfect slice of cheese.
Invented by the Norwegians and present in every Norwegian home in at least one style.
To you and me, this great invention would be known as a 'cheese slicer'; enabling the user to precision cut the perfect slice of cheese.
Englishman: "Say here, when i cut my cheese with the cheese knife it's always in uneven slices and chunks the size of apples; what am i to do?"
Big Strong Norwegian: "Here, borrow my ostehøvel..."
Englishman: "Wowza! These slices of cheese are so thin and even. I salute you!"
Big Strong Norwegian: "Here, borrow my ostehøvel..."
Englishman: "Wowza! These slices of cheese are so thin and even. I salute you!"
by miss.louise September 26, 2008
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"I have osteoporosis!"
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1. to destroy obstacles with reckless abandon
2. to overcome insurmountable odds by sheer will alone.
3. to steal the heart of a young woman in the greater St. Louis area.
4. to forcibly (violently) impose a new perspective, usually causing confusion after loss of balance;
5. When an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object
6. To cause perfectly straight men to question their sexually.
2. to overcome insurmountable odds by sheer will alone.
3. to steal the heart of a young woman in the greater St. Louis area.
4. to forcibly (violently) impose a new perspective, usually causing confusion after loss of balance;
5. When an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object
6. To cause perfectly straight men to question their sexually.
by RyanMelo March 30, 2009
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Everyone likes him and any girl would be lucky to have him. If you don't like him than you deserve to die. (:
Everyone likes him and any girl would be lucky to have him. If you don't like him than you deserve to die. (:
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Get the ostentatious ostriches mug.A born again Christian who runs the largest Christian church in the United States. He and his father founded "Prosperity Gospel Christianity". His primary message is that if you are a "good Christian", you will make money, and that the bible says you should make money and be rich. When, in fact, the bible says exactly the opposite, and it is something that Jesus explicitly warned against.
He recieved some heavy criticism for refusing to open up his 16,800-seat Lakewood Church to victims of Hurricane Harvey in 2017.
He recieved some heavy criticism for refusing to open up his 16,800-seat Lakewood Church to victims of Hurricane Harvey in 2017.
"Did you make it to church today? Joel Osteen sure had a wild service."
"Joel Osteen only cares about money."
"Joel Osteen only cares about money."
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