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Ostehøvel

The greatest invention known to man.
Invented by the Norwegians and present in every Norwegian home in at least one style.

To you and me, this great invention would be known as a 'cheese slicer'; enabling the user to precision cut the perfect slice of cheese.
Englishman: "Say here, when i cut my cheese with the cheese knife it's always in uneven slices and chunks the size of apples; what am i to do?"

Big Strong Norwegian: "Here, borrow my ostehøvel..."

Englishman: "Wowza! These slices of cheese are so thin and even. I salute you!"
by miss.louise September 26, 2008
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osteoporosis

A bone disease which makes bones brittle. Mostly said because iDubbbz said it once and it sounded amusing, hence it became a meme.
"I have osteoporosis!"
by Shark Lover October 10, 2017
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Oshied

1. to destroy obstacles with reckless abandon

2. to overcome insurmountable odds by sheer will alone.

3. to steal the heart of a young woman in the greater St. Louis area.

4. to forcibly (violently) impose a new perspective, usually causing confusion after loss of balance;

5. When an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object

6. To cause perfectly straight men to question their sexually.
Rick Nash got oshied... TWICE
by RyanMelo March 30, 2009
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osiel

The most amazing guy in the world. He has a cute smile and a great personality. He's shy, but that's what makes him so adorable. There's no other guy in the world that is as amazing as him. He's the most amazing boyfriend if you are able to be with him. Did I mention he's great in bed? haha

Everyone likes him and any girl would be lucky to have him. If you don't like him than you deserve to die. (:
cute adorable amazing sexy babe osiel
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ostentatious ostriches

group of people who love materialistic things
Oh those ostentatious ostriches only want more rings and diamonds but never want love.
by slimjim256 September 25, 2012
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Joel Osteen

A born again Christian who runs the largest Christian church in the United States. He and his father founded "Prosperity Gospel Christianity". His primary message is that if you are a "good Christian", you will make money, and that the bible says you should make money and be rich. When, in fact, the bible says exactly the opposite, and it is something that Jesus explicitly warned against.

He recieved some heavy criticism for refusing to open up his 16,800-seat Lakewood Church to victims of Hurricane Harvey in 2017.
"Did you make it to church today? Joel Osteen sure had a wild service."
"Joel Osteen only cares about money."
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Day jay Oatie

Woah it’s Day jay oatie
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