Osiris Poser

One of those kids who always wear Osiris shoes to school and claim they skate but they don't. They also think they are so awesome for wearing them even though they are big, bulky, really shiny, and annoying to look at with those huge letters and flashy colors to get your attention. It's okay if you wear Osiris shoes that are low profile and regular looking, just not the big ones with huge letters that spell "OSIRIS" on the tongue and back of the shoe.

Dude: Wow, look at Anthony and his retarded looking Osiris shoes.

Dude #2: Yeah, I heard he is full of himself for wearing them.

Dude: What an Osiris poser.

by xocnwahs March 20, 2011

osiris martinez

Osiris Martinez is the best human being in the world. He is the handsomest and most caring husband. He knows exactly what to say and when to say it. His eyes are what calms me down when I felt like giving up for so long, he truly deserves the world. His curls make him look so damn fine ... makes him look even more like a superhero; my superhero. I truly am in love with this goofy, passionate, beyond life changing blessing. If I could use a few words to describe him I would say: fine as fuck, perfect, handsome, friendly, caring, understanding, goofy, just anything perfect. His hugs are the most warm and welcoming, and his soft lips make me feel like a princess when he kisses any part of me. I love you and it will always be us in our blue house with our 6 monkeys.

Osiris Martinez is the love of my life.

by Mrs. Valerie Martinez November 24, 2018

Osiris

He is a god and he is a nice guy who raids minnits and is an anti-visco who hates people who are annoying and any motha fucka who does shit goes to where we all know he's gonna go and it's gonna be dark and you will see your end is near.

There was once Osiris of the king of god's family.

by anonymous March 3, 2021

osiris

egotistical person destined to rule the world.

I am osiris and thus you shall bow down before me.

by ozzizus August 27, 2005

Osiris

Sexy beast, she has a king heart but can be sassy a times. Cares about you feeling sand food. If you please her she will most definitely please you back ;)

Osiris the ancient god from greek mythology

by oShii March 22, 2019

Osiris

An Osiris is the best thing that will ever happen to you. She's smart pretty and usually, dyslexic. She has a wild soul and can not be tamed. Once you have an Osiris as a friend you have a person that will be there for you forever.

Hey I hung out with Osiris today
Man! I don't have an Osiris . Was she fun?
Dude she is the coolest thing ever.

by Mignonette September 27, 2017

osiris

like the best effing skate shoe, not ur friggin adio or etnies( theyre prettty comfy tho, but gay)

osiris = da shit that rocks my socks

by fatty mc fat fat May 27, 2006