A case of a penis going from flaccid to erect in a time similar to a corn kernel popping into popcorn. The average time of an Orville Redenboner is around .12 seconds.
by Papa Mustafa April 1, 2009
Me: Orville Redenbachers PWNS!!! I eat it every single moment of my life!
Little Child: My mother died from i...
Me: ** Shoots the little sucker **
Little Child: My mother died from i...
Me: ** Shoots the little sucker **
by Honorable November 4, 2008
That guy just got blown out by three chicks in a row. He's having an absolute orville.
Two in the pink, one in the stink, gave her a cheeky orville redenbacher.
Two in the pink, one in the stink, gave her a cheeky orville redenbacher.
by jazzyfizzle98 November 17, 2010
The act of inserting popcorn kernels into one's rectum, waiting until there are 3-4 seconds between pops, then ejecting the popped corn into a partner's mouth for consumption.
by ViceJord October 29, 2011
by Dark NiTe November 12, 2010
When a woman shoves a stick of butter into her cooch, letting it sit inside for a reasonable amount of time until it has melted. Then once melted, continues by draining the mess of vaginal juices and butter out of her while standing over one's bowl of popcorn.
Mmmmm dude this popcorn is excellent! What kind is it?
I'm not really sure? My mom calls it Orville Douchenbacher, but I have no clue why. She says its her secret recipe. Whatever it is though, its pretty damn tasty.
I'm not really sure? My mom calls it Orville Douchenbacher, but I have no clue why. She says its her secret recipe. Whatever it is though, its pretty damn tasty.
by Chief Fat Cock April 3, 2011
Having Digested popcorn kernels expelled from one's anus onto another person's upper lip in a such a precise manner it appears to be a mustache.
by Dugan Nash Again February 12, 2010