Orthodonculous

When a person's teeth are so misaligned and grotesque you can't help, but stare.

That girls teeth were so bad, it was orthodonculous.

by Esquire1990 February 24, 2011

Octodogs

Cut a hotdog in half. Make 4 slits across the cut base of the sausage. Pull the slits down to half way, now you have your Octodog.

I'm having Octodogs for Dinner!!

by Michael Brusher November 13, 2014

orthodox bookie

one who prefers books and doesn't enjoy their media adaptations

does Jessie want to see the new harry potter movie?

no she'd rather just read the book again she's an orthodox bookie

by MJ646 November 13, 2010

Eastern Orthodox

Like the Catholic Church, but with better beards.

Priest 1- I wish I could grow an awesome beard like that Eastern Orthodox priest

Priest 2- Ya. We still get cooler hats though.

Priest 1- True dat

by L. Marshall January 31, 2010

Orthodontics

Orthodontics is the practice of straightening teeth. It is practiced by specialists called "Orthodontists". Their job is to fit you with the infamous braces as well as any appliance that you may need.

Jazmine: "Have you seen Samantha today?" "She's now a victim of Orthodontics."

Keisha: "Yes, I've seen her mouth." "Such a shame, she was a beautiful person." "Now she will lose everything socially related."

by 14th Street DC October 26, 2010

Orthodoxymoron

Someone who is more concerned with tradition than truth. Especially defined within Religion. Someone who does not believe or trust in anything outside of their own power.
A control freak.

Saul was an Orthodoxymoron before his eyes were opened to the truth.

by stillcrows February 4, 2010

Orthodontal Pudding

Receiving fellatio subsequent to the act of defecating in the mouth of one's sexual partner.

Mike: "Hey can I have a blowjob?"
Liana: "Okay sure, but poop in my mouth first"
Shawn: "An Orthodontal Pudding Treatment??!!!"
Mike: "Shawn, what are you doing in my closet?"

by Sorry Sans June 19, 2010