by boobies March 13, 2004
Get the pettin' the one-eyed snakemug. by berty68 October 1, 2008
Get the One Eyed Snake Monstermug. by Justin Hell May 18, 2004
Get the stroking the one eyed snakemug. by manyook April 29, 2010
Get the one-eyed snake charmermug. by tru playa fareal July 3, 2006
Get the one eyed snake tapioca nasal dripmug. The blind organ of masculinity commonly found nestled between a gentlemans thighs that often wakes early in the morning independantly of its owner..
Gravitates towards madams dick-ditch if she should bed down with sir..
Gravitates towards madams dick-ditch if she should bed down with sir..
The one-eyed-bed-snake was on fine form this morning, but my wife was having none of it so I had to use my hand..
by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010
Get the one-eyed-bed-snakemug. A variation on the ever-popular "Trouser Snake", however the prefix added to insure that there is no doubt to what exactly the person is referring to which is coiled in his pants. That is to say, a penis, especially one of considerable length, doubly so if it's snake-like, and almost most certainly if the possesor of said wang must tuck it in his sock or coil it up. See also- Trouser Snake
"Xavier, a refined gigalo on the streets of Canterbury, could raise a generous tuppence with the help of his one-eyed trouser snake"
by Sekkai December 13, 2003
Get the One-Eyed Trouser Snakemug.