pettin' the one-eyed snake

Synonym for pullin' your pork.

My mom caught me pettin' the one-eyed snake last night. So embarassing!

by boobies March 13, 2004

One Eyed Snake Monster

A man's penis! extremely large in size and might scare women!

I pulled out the one eyed snake monster and she almost passed out!

by berty68 August 06, 2008

stroking the one eyed snake

masterbating ones penis

i saw some awesome porn so i stroked the one eyed snake

by Justin Hell May 19, 2004

one-eyed snake charmer

anyone who gives someone a boner

damn! dat one-eyed snake charmer has me hard as rock!

by manyook April 29, 2010

one eyed snake tapioca nasal drip

Chunky semen that resembles tapioca pudding

bitch: ahh! you got one eyed snake tapioca nasal drip in my eye!
playa: forshizzle!

by tru playa fareal July 03, 2006

one-eyed-bed-snake

The blind organ of masculinity commonly found nestled between a gentlemans thighs that often wakes early in the morning independantly of its owner..

Gravitates towards madams dick-ditch if she should bed down with sir..

The one-eyed-bed-snake was on fine form this morning, but my wife was having none of it so I had to use my hand..

by Drex Johnson March 08, 2010

One-Eyed Trouser Snake

A variation on the ever-popular "Trouser Snake", however the prefix added to insure that there is no doubt to what exactly the person is referring to which is coiled in his pants. That is to say, a penis, especially one of considerable length, doubly so if it's snake-like, and almost most certainly if the possesor of said wang must tuck it in his sock or coil it up. See also- Trouser Snake

"Xavier, a refined gigalo on the streets of Canterbury, could raise a generous tuppence with the help of his one-eyed trouser snake"

by Sekkai December 13, 2003