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Omaha Mustache

The act of shoving an ear of husked corn into a female's anus then pulling it out and slowly smearing the remnants of her mud-tunnel across her upper lip.
I can't but help giving her an Omaha Mustache after her brown eye winked at me.
by Dub-Man (p-dub) July 17, 2020
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east omaha job

Junking cars while your family lives on welfare.
If it wasn't for welfare Dickys' kids would starve, he would rather have an east omaha job than a regular job. The average east omaha job pays $1.00 an hour plus all you can steal.
by knowman April 3, 2008
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oklahomo

I met an Oklahomo the other day.
by Justin October 30, 2003
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oklahoma drill

A drill during a football practice where 2 players lineup, and run at each other. They try and push each other back as far as possible.
I think I’m going to beat Jack in this Oklahoma drill.
by Derb27 May 2, 2019
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Owlaholic

A person who suffers from Owlaholism as defined in the Urban Dictionary.
After months of denying her Owlaholism, Susan finally admitted to herself she was an Owlaholic.
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by Owliac mom March 16, 2011
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Omaha, Nebraska

A city in Nebraska that, despite popular belief, is a rather large city. The largest high school is Omaha Central High School, which has approximately 2500 kids, and is extremely ethnically diverse. It has two Universities (Creighton University, a private Catholic college, and University of Nebraska - Omaha, a public college) a Medical school (the University of Nebraska Medical Center) and a community college (Metropolitan Community College). Despite what some morons might say, we do not "spit in a can" and we are not hillbillies. In fact, I have only been to a farm twice in my life. We are probably bigger than your city.
Idiot: You going to Omaha, Nebraska? Bring a straw hat!

Normal Person: No. I'm a city girl, moron.
by mchristine1995 August 13, 2012
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Oklahoma Incident

Doodoo Bird comes flying into your house after shitting on your dad's dick and takes a dump on you before humping your laptop with it's stinky dick and then flies off to ascend.
by WWW.COMPASS May 3, 2023
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