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Trouser omelette

To take a direct shot to the nuts
Dude that dodge ball made a trouser omelette out of that guys nuts
Trouser omelette by Mzavy January 13, 2016
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Rusty omelette 

Rusty Omelette; The Act in which a turkey baster is filled with a scrambled raw egg, then the contents are injected into someones ass. The Contents are then shat out into a hot frying pan, cooked and finally served back to the lucky participants
Oh My God , that bitch let me serve her my rusty omelette.
Rusty omelette by Jose Kaiser December 12, 2008

California Water Omelet 

The act of having a woman crack an egg next to your scrotum and simultaneously jacking you off while in very hot bath water.
Janet, this California water omelet would have been just as effective without making me wear the giant baby diaper.
One who is shock or is astonished and says OMEGEH! also known as oh my god.
MAN1: OMEGEH!
Man2: WHAT!
Man1: idk im shocked
Man2: OH OMEGEH!
Omegeh by colgate111 September 23, 2010
known as the original Persian Pimp, also known for his amazingly keen sense for perfectly good women, a personality worth diamonds. One of the most classy sophisticates in history.
Oh my god! I wish i was like Omeed! Hes so cool, and he knows exactly how to get girls.
Omeed by Reallyyrealll December 3, 2010

havana omelet

Simply put, explosive diarrhea--the kind that explodes all over the bowl. Accompanied by gaseous emissions, swearing, perhaps an "AAAAAHHHHH" in relief, and then a horrid stench within about 3 seconds--sending innocent bystanders running from the john.
If the Havana omelet occurs after eating too much hot sauce, have a tub full of icewater nearby because the sufferer may scream in agony from the third-degree burns to the lower intestinal tract.
havana omelet by sportster1 July 15, 2006