Rusty Omelette; The Act in which a turkey baster is filled with a scrambled raw egg, then the contents are injected into someones ass. The Contents are then shat out into a hot frying pan, cooked and finally served back to the lucky participants
known as the original Persian Pimp, also known for his amazingly keen sense for perfectly good women, a personality worth diamonds. One of the most classy sophisticates in history.
Simply put, explosive diarrhea--the kind that explodes all over the bowl. Accompanied by gaseous emissions, swearing, perhaps an "AAAAAHHHHH" in relief, and then a horrid stench within about 3 seconds--sending innocent bystanders running from the john.
If the Havana omelet occurs after eating too much hot sauce, have a tub full of icewater nearby because the sufferer may scream in agony from the third-degree burns to the lower intestinal tract.