oirish

"Oirish" is a term coined by amused Irish natives to describe anything associated with the tourist cult of Ireland that paints it as the land of shamrocks, blarney stones, leprechauns, and Guinness.

It can also be used to describe anyone who despite many generations in the new world and questionable Irish ancestry constantly proclaims themselves to be Irish. This can range from an innocent baseball cap with a shamrock on it to a drunken twit in a kilt idiotically greeting everyone with a faux accented "top o' the mornin' to yah laddie".

Phill : Oh look it's J. do you see that the twit brought himself a shillelagh.

Robert : Yeah I see. It's great little costume he has there you'd almost think the oirish twit was auditioning for a part on Ballykissangel.

American Tourist : Put a Shamrock in Me Guinness.

Bartender : ::Tosser::

by Darker March 31, 2011

osiris

Osiris is a muscular and athletic guy. Even though he's athletic he is very lazy. he's mixed race and not tall but not short. his favorite things to do are ski/snowboard, football and play video games. he has decent grades but not the best in the friend group.

Osiris is really hot.

by noman123987 December 10, 2019

Osiris Poser

One of those kids who always wear Osiris shoes to school and claim they skate but they don't. They also think they are so awesome for wearing them even though they are big, bulky, really shiny, and annoying to look at with those huge letters and flashy colors to get your attention. It's okay if you wear Osiris shoes that are low profile and regular looking, just not the big ones with huge letters that spell "OSIRIS" on the tongue and back of the shoe.

Dude: Wow, look at Anthony and his retarded looking Osiris shoes.

Dude #2: Yeah, I heard he is full of himself for wearing them.

Dude: What an Osiris poser.

by xocnwahs March 20, 2011

osiris martinez

Osiris Martinez is the best human being in the world. He is the handsomest and most caring husband. He knows exactly what to say and when to say it. His eyes are what calms me down when I felt like giving up for so long, he truly deserves the world. His curls make him look so damn fine ... makes him look even more like a superhero; my superhero. I truly am in love with this goofy, passionate, beyond life changing blessing. If I could use a few words to describe him I would say: fine as fuck, perfect, handsome, friendly, caring, understanding, goofy, just anything perfect. His hugs are the most warm and welcoming, and his soft lips make me feel like a princess when he kisses any part of me. I love you and it will always be us in our blue house with our 6 monkeys.

Osiris Martinez is the love of my life.

by Mrs. Valerie Martinez November 24, 2018

Osiris

He is a god and he is a nice guy who raids minnits and is an anti-visco who hates people who are annoying and any motha fucka who does shit goes to where we all know he's gonna go and it's gonna be dark and you will see your end is near.

There was once Osiris of the king of god's family.

by anonymous March 3, 2021

osiris

egotistical person destined to rule the world.

I am osiris and thus you shall bow down before me.

by ozzizus August 27, 2005

Osiris

Sexy beast, she has a king heart but can be sassy a times. Cares about you feeling sand food. If you please her she will most definitely please you back ;)

Osiris the ancient god from greek mythology

by oShii March 22, 2019