Old man

An older man who is more than a friend, but not quite a boyfriend. A man at least 10 years your senior who is great in bed.

That old man has really made me appreciate the elderly.

by Stunt double for Wonder Woman January 9, 2018

old man

your penis, your muff dagger, your todger.

he was waving his old man around in the street.

by algarve dave December 14, 2004

old man

A person in their 30's and up that's found in Teen chatrooms, to see if they can get their flat wanker up.

Women:"Damnit Bob, stop masturbating to teenage pictures in chatrooms!"
Man:"BITCH! Atleast it makes me excited unlike you in the sack!"

by calvinownsj00 June 6, 2005

old man

johnathan torres

that johnathan torres is an old man

by sillygooseberry. June 20, 2009

old man

philza mincraft

pilza minecraft is an old man

by keow:p August 24, 2021

old man

slang for marijuana; like all lingo, used to circumnavigate the blue meanies

Been hanging with old man lately.

by smokescreen February 17, 2005

old man

ALTER MANN
badass Rammstein song

The water will be your mirror
If it is clear, you will see...

by DasUberSoldat June 16, 2004