Oakville

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Also known as jokeville, Cokeville, smokeville, tokeville, oaktown, o town, o dizzle, civ

YO BOI, we need to seriously hit up the oaktown

by BMOUNZ April 29, 2005

oakville

The best place in the world.
Missisauga suck hairy testies.

Oakville Kid:Hey you going to Scott's party tonight?
Missisauga Kid:No I'm going to engage in acts of beastiality with my hampster tonight.
Oakville Kid:I'm not surprised your just like every other kid from Missisauga

by Oakville Kid1 October 12, 2008

Oakville

One of the richest cities in Canada, and most of us are really goddamn naive. SOME kids are all like "Yo biatch I don't take no shit fom yoo!" I tell those kids to get a life. No one really fights in OAkville. OAkville is a Suburbian area. We don't own yachts. HELL, I DON'T EVEN GET ALLOWANCE! We get a better education, we don't use guns, almost no one get murdered.

Missasauga Kid: Hey rich boi, don't go steppin' in mah city!
Me (oakville kid): GO fuck your self, you ghetto scumbag.
Missasauga Kid: Don't be hatin!
Me (oakville kid): Actually, considering the fact that you are WHITE, I'm not "Hatin", also, I'm not rich.

by Stephen J E December 28, 2005

oakville

Oakville is the biggest small town in the world. Kevin Bacon has 6 degrees of separation, well Oakville has 2. If you are from Oakville and you meet someone who knows another person from Oakville, either you know that Oakvillian, or one of your friends does.
This can be most widely seen at University, especially in Ontario, but with exceptions for out of province Universities like McGill, Dalhousie, and UBC.

Non-Oakvillian: "you're from Oakville? do you know Scotty?"
Oakvillian: "Hellllll ya we went to Iroquois together! That guy is insannnnnnne, he just had a party last week!"

by Poondogg July 31, 2008

Oakville

I grew up on the east side,
the oakville beaver side,
-11 degrees outside
I almost died
I know the streets, im on the inside
Dontchu worry you will feel my oakville pride,

you know that in the streets imma b your oakville guide,
Bow bow down,

Im from the oak town
Dontchu say that im a clown
I know you call it jokeville,
I got the dough cause this is cokeville,
Walking round w my sick flow,
cruising around in my 6 fo
Im a real OakV, gotta deal w the snow,
so dontchu ever talk shit bout oak, no.

Yo Dont mess with oakville kids

by QueenBee6 November 20, 2018

Oakville

Oakville is right on Lake Ontario in Ontario, Canada. My teachers tell me that we live in a bubble and that we don't know what the "real" world is like, but this is the world and this is real, just because we haven't expierenced a troubled neighborhood doesn't mean we aren't living in a reality. This is my life, and this is where i live. I'm well off and so is practically everyone else here. I only moved here 2 years ago from B.C. and yet I feel safer and I feel as if this is a good place to be. When we first moved here we lived in Missisauga waiting for our house to be moved out of, and to tell you the truth, it ins't much different besides a different area code, a larger population and fewer rich people. It doesn't make it any worse. Alot of people on here define Oakville as a place of ignorance and discriminating against poorer people. I dont do that, my friends don't do that, and my friends friends don't do that, so who exactly is doing it? Oakville is just a good place to be, where people who work hard are able to buy a house in a nice middle class safe community. I don't exactly know why people are "hatin'" us, or why they think that we are "hatin'" on them. We're lucky to live in this community and we appreciate it, we don't rub it in peoples faces. This is my life, this is where I live, I hope that my life is part of the "real" world, and I hope that you understand my defenition.

Dundas Road .. where on one side it is Oakville and the on the other side it is Missisauga

Oakville Kid - Let's go to Famous Players
Oakville Kid's Friend - Sure
Missisauga Kid - Let's go to Best Buy
Missisauga Kid's Friend - Sure

Can you tell if your which side of Dundas your from?

by OakvilleKidL6J September 1, 2008

Oakville kids

Oakville is a rich, suburban area with spoiled Abercrombie and Bitch kids that think Toronto is a ghetto place where people shoot and murder. On weekends, Oakville kids like to meet up at their local Starbucks then go to someone's house to hang out and take mirror pictures in their luxurious bathrooms then post them on Facebook as if they're gonna say "FUCK ME, I'M FAMOUS!" The other Oakville kid type is the social lifeless loser one who worries too much about their marks. I mean calm the fuck down kid you're too young to worry a lot about school. The rare Oakville kid you can find is the one who moved in from one of the neighbouring cities (Mississauga, Toronto, Brampton, Hamilton etc.) and is having trouble making friends but had a social life in their previous school. This happens because in the spoiled Oakville kid's perspective, this person is queer.

Oakville is also very much ethnically cleansed with whitesfolk and the only ethnic groups are Indians, Asians, Eastern Europeans (usually Serbian or Polish)

Toronto kid: Hey loser white kid
Oakville kids: I am not a loser you ghetto cuntface bitch, I am more richer than you!

Toronto kid: Fuck your money no one likes spoiled white fucks like you

by ILiekTurtles December 7, 2009