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Omaha

City of about 500,000 people(42nd biggest city in the US) with a big indie scene, great concerts, great weed, lots of STDs, one of the top five zoos in the world, home of the college world series, the place where the president hides when terrorists attack, and birthplace of Malcom X, 311, Conor Oberst, Andy Roddick, and Warren Buffet(richest man in the world 2008)

And if you still think Omaha is a cornfield with a bunch of farmers, come to Omaha and let me punch you in the face.
I love omaha. I getta smoke weed and go to concerts every day!
by RuneStormberg August 25, 2008
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Ohana

Ohana means gang gang, gang gang means nobody gets yeeted.
Jake is Ohana
You're my Ohana
by the_kin March 17, 2019
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east omaha

A place that was so scuzzy that Omaha bought all the land to get rid of it. The current population of east omaha lives at the open door mission, state pen, the state juvenile pen, and bum camps in the woods. So the quality of the people hasn't changed much. East omaha was so rank that the ghetto looked down on it. The only time blacks came down was to the dump or the junkyards and only in daylight. A good place to get out of, and put behind you.
Black you can't know what it's like to be poor. White I grew up in east omaha. Black you poor bastard. In east omaha the dump rats were so big they used them as junkyard dogs. Whats the nicest thing you can say about some one from east omaha? They're dead. They had hogs in east omaha but it wasn't fit for pigs so they moved them out.
by benthere March 11, 2008
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Omaha beach

1. A beach which was part of the American sector on D-Day. Suffered the heaviest casualties (20,000?) mainly due to the lack of Tanks and the position the GFermans were in with their MG-42's, Mortars and 88mms.

2. When something goes completely wrong, worse than what you expected.
1. God bless the many young men and women who sacrificed themselves on Omaha beach.

2. Dude, she slapped you and punched you in the groin when you decided to end it with her? That's like, totally Omaha beach!
by Vanilla Coke Kid July 23, 2004
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Omaha Holdem

A community card poker game which consists of 5 community cards face up and each player being delt 4 cards to his or her hand.
Players must use 2 cards from their hand and 3 from the table to form the best possible 5 card hand. Can also be shortened to "Omaha"
What game do you wanna play tonight? Omaha?
by River Dove February 19, 2004
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Omaha Anus Shatterer

Description of most of the potholes found on the fine streets of the Omaha, Nebraska metro area road network.
Generally known for the ability to single-handedly destroy any front wheel drive vehicle, and shatter your anus in the process of contact.
Shattering of the anus is caused by the rapid puckering of your anus after realizing the cost for repairs and the jarring of filings from your teeth.
Dude, I was driving on 48th south of Q, and let me tell you, that Omaha Anus Shatterer fuckin' wiped out my struts.
by Eliteman76 February 3, 2010
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ohana

OHANA MEANS FAMILY
FAMILY MEANS NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND OR FORGOTTEN
Person 1: "What's your favorite Disney quote?"
Person 2: "That one about ohana."
by I ships the ships do you January 24, 2016
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