Caught offside

Penetrating a female's anus, when the female assumes one would be penetrating the her vagina

Example #1

Mario: Did see give up the ass, bro?
Chaucer: Nah, I tried, but I got caught offside...

Example #2

Chaucer: So I got caught offside last night...
Derek: Did she turn around and smack you?
Chaucer: Nah, I convinced her it was an accident

by Chaucer1934 March 8, 2014

Strategic Offsite

A term to put on one's calendar to make a meeting at a bar or tavern appear as a work event.

Let's meet at 2:30 p.m. on Friday for a "Strategic Offsite."

by Banditrider7 April 24, 2015

offsidenaldo

Cristiano ronaldo's nickname as he scored alot of gols om offside

Gool de cristiano ronaldo while he was offside but refferes still count the goal
"Offsidenaldo scored another gol on offside"

by You're name April 22, 2017

The Offsiders

It is a band, consisting of 3 people. Jerry, Jackson, and Adrian. The bottom line is, they eat a lot of poop.

"Should we go see The Offsiders tonight?' -Ulysses
"No, they eat a lot of poop." -Spencer

by Whaleonaboat July 17, 2011

offsider

a friend or team member sharing a common goal. "new zealand slang"

if we work together we can keep this girl away from you. offsider

by Ewen September 8, 2005

offsite working

I am remotely, instead of in the office. See you online.

I am, offsite working today.

by itbchrissy November 8, 2017

Off side

If somebody is not around or available.

Damo: You coming to the gig tomorrow?
Anto: Can't bro ill be off side tomorrow.

by Tenacious Ste September 2, 2021