When sharing a limited amount of food or snacks with one or several of your (often fat) friends, the technique Offensive eating must be adopted.
Offensive eating include activities such as: eating as fast as you can, grabbing huge amounts at a time, hiding away parts for later - all to ensure you get more than your friend(s), or at least the same amount as them. Several degrees of offensive eating exist - the most affective (but also the most obvious to your friends) are licking the entire serving. Be aware: This technique will probably not work on fatties, southerners or poor people.
Offensive eating include activities such as: eating as fast as you can, grabbing huge amounts at a time, hiding away parts for later - all to ensure you get more than your friend(s), or at least the same amount as them. Several degrees of offensive eating exist - the most affective (but also the most obvious to your friends) are licking the entire serving. Be aware: This technique will probably not work on fatties, southerners or poor people.
Host 1: Shit bro, Kenny is coming over later and all we have is one bag of chips...
Host 2: Prepare for some serious offensive eating - Kenny is Louisiana trailer-trash...
Host 2: Prepare for some serious offensive eating - Kenny is Louisiana trailer-trash...
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Pun on Tet offensive. Phrase defining the backlash created in 2004 when thousands of people were outraged by the showing of a semi-clad breast by Ms. Janet Jackson on the Super Bowl half-time show.
The Janet Jackson super bowl fiasco has become such an issue that now can be called the "Tit Offensive".
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The Australian and New Zealand Army Corps (ANZAC) are well known for this offensive.
The Australian and New Zealand Army Corps (ANZAC) are well known for this offensive.
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Your stats are irrelevant when playing this game, most people aren't even aware that the 'Tab' key actually has a function in game. It doesn't matter if you don't know what 'eco' means. Fuck team work. You have a 'BOOM' AWP in your inventory, as long as you have $4750 cash in game you're buying an AWP.
While playing, it's recommended that you mock anyone who decided to give their Nova the 'Walnut' skin. Same goes for people who give their FAMAS the 'Doomkitty' skin. You will only equip 'StatTrak' weapons and the first thing you do when you acquire one is go on an idle server and get several hundred kills on AFK players in order to pad the stats so you don't look like a total n00b.
You now have all the knowledge required to start playing CS:GO. Go forth and procure many skins of great value.
Your stats are irrelevant when playing this game, most people aren't even aware that the 'Tab' key actually has a function in game. It doesn't matter if you don't know what 'eco' means. Fuck team work. You have a 'BOOM' AWP in your inventory, as long as you have $4750 cash in game you're buying an AWP.
While playing, it's recommended that you mock anyone who decided to give their Nova the 'Walnut' skin. Same goes for people who give their FAMAS the 'Doomkitty' skin. You will only equip 'StatTrak' weapons and the first thing you do when you acquire one is go on an idle server and get several hundred kills on AFK players in order to pad the stats so you don't look like a total n00b.
You now have all the knowledge required to start playing CS:GO. Go forth and procure many skins of great value.
Yo bro, check out my new StatTrak Karambit Slaughter that I unboxed on Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. It only took me 978 keys!
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