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what people think is the 'correct' plural of octopus, but they're wrong. octopus came from a greek word, and therefore its plural is octopodes. or just use octopuses if you want.
I am a moron and I think octopi is the plural of octopus.
octopi by MinecraftExp123 April 27, 2024

octopi cream 

Creaming a girl to celebrate that she is 25 years, 1 month and 18 days old, which is exactly 8 times pi.

Must be performed by a nerd.
Jones gave that girl some once-in-a-lifetime octopi cream.
octopi cream by js69 July 3, 2011

comfy_octopi.cos

best cosplayer ever! does danganronpa and kakegurui cosplays, they are so cool!
my favorite cosplayer is comfy_octopi.cos!

sandbagged by the octopi 

To have something really terrible go down. An extremely unfortunate event.
Jerry broke both legs when he fell off his skateboard. He was really "sandbagged by the octopi"

Comfy_octopi.cos

Everyone’s favorite cosplayer! Everyone loves her cosplay and she’s just so beautiful 😫
Person A: Hey! Have you seen comfy_octopi.cos new video?
Person B:HELL YEAH! I love their cosplays so much and they talk and spread things about important stuff!
Person A: who wouldn’t like them?
Person B: not me 🤩

Colon-octopi 

When someone fists an ass and opens their hand while inside their partner. To complete the move you must wiggle your fingers around like an octopus, preferably while yelling "let me slide on in there". If desired, the line can be whispered softy instead.
"I gave her a colon-octopi last night and I guess you can say I really slide on in there"