Obvious Ad-Virus

The unofficial looking advertising claiming amazing things will happen if you click the add, but is in fact probably a virus.

*CLICK HERE TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE*

God dammit. I hate these Obvious Ad-Viruses, theyre so cheesy looking and unofficial, I dont think anyone would believe it.

by EuropeIsRacistDammit October 3, 2011

Obvious Jew

A person who is obviously a Jew. OJ's usually are recognizable by their name. To spot an OJ, look at their name. If it sounds Jewish, it probably is.

Be aware that not all people who have Jewish-sounding names are actually Jewish, so don't write in another OJ in your Obvious Jew Scouting notebook unless you're sure they really are a genuine Jew.

Person 1: "Hey, is Ben an Obvious Jew?"
Person 2: "Who, Ben Silverberg? You betcha"

Person 1: "Aaron Goldman is an OJ, right?"
Person 2: "You got that right"

by evencoolerguy January 24, 2021

obvious ovulation october

ObviousOvulation Octobre is the month where you should try to "reproduce" in as many places as possible (Often public places) during the month of october. Is also called O.O.O or Triple O

"Dude I did it on the bus, how many places have you done now that it's Obvious Ovulation October.

by BruhMomenter12344 November 20, 2019

Obvious Distraction

An object that is not really there that you want your freinds(OR FOE) to look at.

Could range to you wanting them to look away so you can do something that you dont want them to see. also you could be trying to Ditch them.

Replaces lame ditching tehniques like ."hey look a dead bird(while pointing up).

Lenny: Hey look, an Obvious Distraction!

Random Guy: OMG, were!!!??!. (looks)

Lenny: Swipes Random Guys lunch and runs.

by Pimpmaster General. March 1, 2010

Obvious Prime

A douchebag.

Used to describe those that pride themselves on playing shitty video games and trying to cockblock those around them.

"Man, that guy is a total Obvious Prime"
"Yeah, lets punch him in the balls"

by Guess-who Obvy? June 20, 2008

obvious terminus

The point reached at the apex of a successful relationship, a.k.a engagement.

Either things don't go well and we break up, or things go great and we eventually reach the obvious terminus.

by PaperDue December 18, 2010

obvious poe

someone who attempts to be a Poe (of the Poe's Law), but is clearly bad at it.

obvious poe is obvious

by samuel1234567 July 26, 2019