obtuse 

gwender benders are usually obtuse, they love hitting people and running after them like naruto! they are very rare to find, usually found on school bench’s throwing their sisters bag in a large bush

paige ur looking obtuse today

obtuse by crumpet..eater May 12, 2022

Obtuse 

Obtuse: To be “extra” , or to be Kristen.

“Omg you’re being so Obtuse”

“That’s total Obtuse vibes rn”

Obtuse by Aiming For Atlas October 9, 2022

Obtuse 

A respectable way to call someone fat.

Jimmy: How are you so obtuse?
Timmy: It all started when my mother told me to be more like my sister...

Obtuse by thefu£#%* October 21, 2023

Obtuse 

Yeah, no, you're doing it.

Hym "You're being obtuse because you don't want to have to accept that you're a piece of shit. 'WhO kNoWs!? Maybe-' Maybe nothing bitch. You steal my future I WILL STEAL SOMEBODY ELSE'S and I CANNOT GIVE BACK WHAT I AM GOING TO TAKE. It isn't US. It isn't OUR. You are fucking HIM... So you don't get my shit without paying. You fucking sneak-thief."

Obtuse by Hym Iam February 27, 2025

Obtuse 

Skepticism fails because the ability to predict is reflective of knowledge. If I'm playing against grux I know with a good amount of certainy that he's going to get his double pain first.

Hym "Matt, you're being obtuse because I won't humble myself. You would not have told the truth. If you would have let me speak THOSE KIDS WOULD NOT BE DEAD. You are not the hero and do not care to be. You are a smug dismissive fuck who decided I was a schizophrenic and I was not. I was right. This is reaction #2 to what is happening to me and it isn't ever going to get better. Quit being obtuse. Tell me the truth or bury another one. I'm not asking and I'm not sorry. What you are doing is a luxury you don't deserve and what I'm doing is a right that I have. I won't ever give a single one up for free. I'm going to make sure everyone knows who's side you were on."

Obtuse by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

Obtuse Fuck 

Refers to the act of having sex in the missionary position with a female who is too fat and or inflexible to create an acute angle between her torso and thighs.

I can't beleive you banged that fat war pig MG....she must have been an obtuse fuck.

Obtuse Fuck by Phil R-C May 18, 2010

Obtuse Nigga 

A LARGE NIGGA

Warrior:Obtuse Nigga we come to fight you!
Squire:Why did you summon him we will all die!

Obtuse Nigga by The True Obtuse Nigga February 28, 2019