Obsolete Shitheap

A large pile of out of date or useless shit.

“You bought yourself an obsolete shitheap of a car”

by Tenngage July 14, 2023

Aesthetically Obsolete

A nice way of saying you are old as fuck and your looks can no longer attract people.

"i would date you Gladys, if you weren't born in the 1950's and you weren't aesthetically obsolete"

by Frankencastle March 27, 2016

obsoletize

To make obsolete.

To obsoletize poisoning non-smokers, Charles Knows invented a Safe Smoking Lounges (SSLs) and got permission to erect it on Coney Island Beach to see how many smokers used it voluntarily. SSL's have a solar-powered ceiling fan which blows cigarette smoke up a chimney to the atmosphere to prevent the cigarette smoke from injuring non-smokers.

by but for February 16, 2019

obsolute

complete and utter destrictuon

person #1: this final will bring the obsolute of my life.

person#2: my life is pretty much obsolute.

by looole December 8, 2009

ObsoleteBubbles

Insane, the best player on PSN network... Better than UberBubbles

Dude I just played with ObsoleteBubbles that guy raped!

by ElectronHomo April 15, 2010

obsoletist

A person who prefers to use technology, tools and/or methods that are largely considered to be outdated and/or unconventional by modern day standards. (e.g, flip phone, abandonware, old video games, etc.)

portmanteau of (obsolete + elitist).

"Hey, guess what? I traded in my iPhone and got a flip phone!"

"Why on earth would you do that?"

"Sometimes less is more, you know?"

"Ugh, you're such an obsoletist."

by s0medude June 16, 2025