Obied

A person who takes advantage of you. Or a mooch.

Dude, this guy Obied my wine and cigs all night..

by Obie wan kenfuckyou November 15, 2016

Obi

the best person ever

1 of a kind :)
get ur self ur OWN OBI
Obi is the best

obi is the best

by Naya_xoxo April 4, 2021

Obie

The most caring friend you'll met. He is the one who knows how to make you smile and will take care of you each and every day until the end of time.

Isn't Obie your Man?
Yes, and I'm happy that he is.

by Bedderzeitz December 26, 2019

Obie

a person that steals your weed and is a piece of trash that does not contribute to anything. someone that starts shit with people just to do so and this leads to an epic ass beating. someone who can handle their alcohol and tries to slam everyone around him so he feels better about his shitty life.

Guy 1: *sitting in car with another buddy*
Guy 2: *approaches car* "hey fucktards"
Guy 1: tells him to move his arm and doesnt so just rolls window up on his arm... he was warned that window was going up after all...
Guy 2: "ill fuck you up. ill break this fuckin window and then imma fuck you up"
Friend: "O shit this guy is being a complete Obie right now"

Guy 2: continues to make an ass of himself by swinging at Guy 1 and falls over
2 hours later Guy 2 tries to fight another person

by awhitecollegeguy June 10, 2013

Obie

obie is a really loving and sexy guy with a huge hart if u no what i mean he’s really funny and gets all the girls also he’s good at everything he does repeat every thing he does did i tell u he’s caring to anyone he sees as a friend and puts them over him self

Have you seen obie he’s so fine

by lil.nugget November 22, 2021

obi

African plantlife abuser, will send you to brazil, whether you like it or not.

there is no scenario in which you should obi's name

by Thickle The Pickle April 3, 2022

obi

The act of jerking off so much that a calus develops on your penis. When taking this to the doctor the doctor will refer to the calus as an obi.

"sir, im afraid that your obi has increased in size and has begun bleeding into your sperm."

by ass plunder April 17, 2003