Owned 

To be placed under the dominion of another.

Excuse me, sir, but I believe that you just got owned.

Owned by KingOfIthaca April 30, 2007

Owned 

An expression of ownership. The phrase, “You got OWNED!” usually follows a particularly impressive insult or win. It is important to remember, however, that you cannot “own” an individual who has recently “owned” you. This will take away from the expression’s effectiveness and make you look like a tool.

For example:

Sally: “You got owned!”

Jim: *Gives Sally the finger*. “Now who owns who, huh?”

Sally: *Walks away, because Jim is obviously oblivious to the ownership rule*.

Owned by Tsunami Lu March 19, 2009

Owned 

Gamer term:
Beaten, lost, defeated, corpse-humped into a bloody stump.

"OMG WTF you got owned by teh n00b?"

Owned by Michael M. July 19, 2004

OWNED 

To be DOMINATED in something! To consistently DOMINATE someone or to maintain POWER over someone or something! To be beaten badly! To be extremely embarrassed by someone! To be made a fool of by someone! If you and a friend played a basketball game and he outscored you by 75 points and beat you 85 to 10... he OWNED you! If you had a fight with an enemy and you pummeled him with 10 straight punches and knocked him out without him getting 1 hit in... you can say you OWNED him! If you and your friend played chess 20 times and you beat him 18 out of the 20 times you 2 played, you can pretty much say you OWN him! To be owned is to be badly beaten or dominated in something by someone!

Me and Omar had a looks contest and I owned him 30 votes to 5

OWNED by Jaylove47 June 18, 2011

Owned 

The state of an individual after an action by another has offended, alienated, or otherwised embarrassed the said individual. Examples include winning a hand in poker, defeating someone by a large margin in a fencing bout, and getting bitten by a pelican.

That kid who lost 5-0 got owned!

Owned by Matt I January 29, 2005

Owned 

The word owned refers to something or someone becoming the property of someone else after extreme domination. Similar to being served, being owned involves becoming the bitch of someone after being totally dominated or embarressed by them. The term owned can only be applied to severe cases of kickass and the total demoralisation of someone usually in public. The ownee must accept their ownage and submit to the bragging of the owner and those surrounded them for an extended period of time.

"Oh shit i just kicked that little kid in the face, i totally owned that bitch"
"Thats what your mother said last night, OWNED"
"Dude you got owned when he held you down and farted on your head".

Owned by Duffman25 December 28, 2005

owned 

v. 1. Past tense of the word own.
2. To have been beaten with exceptional casualties to your ego.
3. To literally have been the property of something else.

1. Veteran: FUCK!!!! *slams forehead into palms*........{pitiful silence}
Beginner: Owned....-_-
2. I owned that nigger for thiry-eight years before he died.

owned by Blasphemer_0 January 24, 2005