An Opti-pess is someone who always assumes the worst is going to happen so that they’ll be pleasantly surprised when the worst doesn’t happen. Or if the worst case scenario does occur they are prepared to deal with it/have the satisfaction of knowing they were right.
Basically a pessimistic optimist or an optimistic pessimist
Basically a pessimistic optimist or an optimistic pessimist
Friend: I’m worried about you. You only focus on the negative things and assume the worst of everyone and everything
Me: Oh! Don’t worry about me! I’m an opti-pess, I’ll be fine !
Me: Oh! Don’t worry about me! I’m an opti-pess, I’ll be fine !
by The Dermartologist July 28, 2022
by oblivoussinsss April 27, 2023
Opti indian slang for - Indian pedophile. Is used in many countries to humiliate Indian Fuckboys and Pedophiles online.
by Unknownbloke18058 August 17, 2019
1. A storm water management company.
2. A staffing agency.
3. The fictional optimistic sister from Siblingists.
4. A type of coat.
5. Slang for Option.
2. A staffing agency.
3. The fictional optimistic sister from Siblingists.
4. A type of coat.
5. Slang for Option.
1. "Opti is great at protecting us from storm water!"
2. "I got a job from Opti!"
3. "Opti, stop fucking around and help me with this problem"
4. "I'm wearing an Opti brand coat!"
5. "OUH MAH GAWD, LOOK AT THOSE OPTI!"
2. "I got a job from Opti!"
3. "Opti, stop fucking around and help me with this problem"
4. "I'm wearing an Opti brand coat!"
5. "OUH MAH GAWD, LOOK AT THOSE OPTI!"
by hotburgersum75alt January 25, 2025