Olympic Sex 

When the only thing you do is “practice” sex and finally have sex in 4 years.

Dude 1: Dude I got laid last night. Dude 2: Not me I have Olympic sex! Dude 1: Olympic sex? Dude 2: yah i’ve been practicing for 3 years now and hope to get laid by next year!

Olympic Sex by Sambiase April 14, 2019

Olympic Pooping 

A discipline where the contestant tries to poop as far as possible.
To make a poop, the competitor starts in a slightly recessed concrete-surfaced circle of 2.5 meters (8 feet 2½ inches) diameter. The pooper typically takes an initial stance facing away from the direction of the poop.
He then spins around one and a half times through the circle to build momentum, then releases his poop.
During the final phase the athlete may begin to release a fart to further accelerate the poop as well as to create an air cushion effect.

Ooouuhhh, that one looks good. Awesome. He olympic pooped across half the field. That must be at least silver. Olympic Pooping at it's finest, ladies and gentlemen!

Olympic Pooping by bumarse October 25, 2009

olympic 15 

like the freshman 15, it's the 15 pounds you gain when you sit on the couch and watch the Olympic games for 2 weeks straight.

i sit around and gain my Olympic 15 while i watch people overexert themselves in athletic events.

it's been 4 years, better watch out for that olympic 15.

olympic 15 by mollyec October 12, 2008

olympic wank 

An exciting Form of masturbation, in which you must start off, and just before you cum, start sprinting. The idea is to see how far you get before you ejaculate.

Comentator; "And contestant Number 3 wins the olympic wank, with a score of 26.5 metres"

olympic wank by SECBOMbbb May 14, 2007

Olympic Eye 

The process of staying up way to late to watch the Olympics. The redness and swelling in your eyes the morning after you didnt get any sleep.

Man Sam, I swaer your Olympic Eyes are bulging! What, did you stay up all night again watching the Olympics?

Olympic Eye by Eric Dean October 16, 2008

olympic boner 

A term that describes a man or woman that has an obsession with the olympics and shuts out the world every two years to be alone with the olympics and their metaphorical "boner"

Andy: Shut up bitch I am trying to watch the Olympics!
Blonde Girl: I am naked and I want you to fuck me.
Andy: I don't care! Did you see that one-foot salchow by that Russian skater?!?
Blonde Girl: No. You are fucking crazy. I am spread-eagle waiting for it.
Andy: Go make me a sandwich! I have an olympic boner!

olympic boner by Steven Sinski February 9, 2014

Olympic hucking 

The act of retracting your head like a turtle and lifting one of your slightly bent legs

After Olympic hucking for a long time my neck starts hurting

Olympic hucking by Upsidedown cactus October 24, 2016