no sweat off my dick

-used to describe activities unrelated to strenuous dick motion.

dude 1: "yo thanks for them world notes brah"

dude 2: "no sweat off my dick brosiph"

by d-wall March 05, 2009

hop off my dick

Stop being a faggit.

I told the homosexual "hop off my dick"! Because i did not like that he was hitting on me.

by PartyGuy(C) May 15, 2007

can you hop off my dick

Can you stop bugging me

Clean your room

No can you hop off my dick

by Big Miami March 07, 2017

hop off my tweet dick

Some who constantly favorites every one of your tweets but has never had a direct conversation with you on twitter.

Bro 1: This chick keeps favoriting all my tweets but never tries to start a conversation with me.
Bro 2: What the fuck dude? She needs to hop off your tweet dick!
Bro 1: Fuck yea, that bitch needs to hop off my tweet dick

by Brosoph Jones May 14, 2015

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 07, 2009

Hop off my dick

when a person is constantly riding your dick with no registered license

She stay riding my dick like hop off my dick it’s becoming annoying

by jaylaharmani June 07, 2024

Get off my dick

Another way of saying "leave me the fuck alone"

Man 1: *harassing man 2*

Man 2: get off my dick

by JtkS!MP_3/RAD$ March 31, 2024