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five moves of doom

the series of moves used by John Cena to end most of his matches. They are 1. Flying shoulder block, 2. Sitout hip toss or multiple clotheslines, 3. Side release spinout slam, 4. Five Knuckle Shuffle, 5. FU. Some also add the STFU as another and call it the Six Moves of Doom.
John Cena's five moves of doom have led to the decline of the WWE's ratings
by Robert Glory September 2, 2007
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Rack of Doom

A way of describing a woman with particularly hearty breasts.
Man 1 - 'Have you seen that girl over there, she's got an absolute rack of doom'

*Man 2 looks*

Man 2 - 'Yeh you're right, she does had a rack of doom'
by Mong Mouth November 12, 2009
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flying hamster of doom

the flying hamster of doom will rain coconuts on your pitiful city.
by Anthony Quintero-Castañeda December 11, 2004
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blumpkin dip tower of doom

Quite possible the greatest mix of sex positions known to mankind. Although much planning must go into this, the final result is as follows:
Two men and one woman in a port-o-potty,
One man sits on toilet and shits while the woman sucks his fat weiner,
The other man stand behind the woman and sticks his fat cock in her poophole,
Both males pop a fat lip (preferably skoal) in their mouth,
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both males hold hands as high as they can to emulate the Eiffel tower,
Since it is impossible to hold a spitter while performing this position, the females back acts as the spitter.

When both males are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the girl laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Todd: "Yo that girl is passed out let's draw on her!
Bill: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's blumpkin dip tower of doom the shit out of her"
Todd: "That's the greatest idea I have heard in years. Let's go"
by THEmightyduck June 15, 2010
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Temple of Doom

Fill a toilet up with toilet paper until the paper no longer gets wet. Take a hefty shit on top off this mound of paper. The effect is that the creation cannot be simply flushed away, and must be taken out mannualy.
Ex. 1 - "This party is lame. Lets Temple of Doom these fucks, and steel the keg."

Ex. 2 - "Never invite those crazy bastards over again. They Temple of Doomed the bathrooms, and stole the keg on their way out."
by Jay Yei January 10, 2006
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Ass of Doom

When some fat bitch is walking by and her ass is hanging out all over the place.
by srjiggawhat April 14, 2009
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