Obliviously

When something is so obvious it freaking confuses the person who didn't see it, making them oblivious.

"Hey did you know Clark Kent is really Superman?!"
"Yes, didn't you?"
"Obliviously not!"

by ModernByron June 18, 2015

Obliviating

1. the act of sending something to Oblivion, usually by fire.
2. drinking oneself to Oblivion.

1. He was obliviating the clutter as he lit the bonfire.
2. He was obliviating with his favorite scotch.

by Time Killer October 03, 2010

obliviant

An individual that lives in a constant state of obliviousness. (Noun) 1.) Describing someone who can not see the obvious, though they have been told repeatedly. 2.) Usually pertaining to one individual in a relationship, while the other runs all over town with their pants down.

Mike, I saw your wife leaving a hotel with some guy this morning. No, couln't have been her, she slept at her sister's house last night. She needed some "alone time". Mike, your a freaking obliviant!

by BurningP June 28, 2010

obliviated

To get highly intoxicated via alcohol or narcotics. Remember people on Quaaludes?

Jane gangbanged the team as she was obliviated last night. Jane stop this crazy thing!

by benitomusso60 December 23, 2003

oblivious

A word that sounds really cool... what does this mean, anyway?

Me: I'm OBLIVIOUS!!!11111
Other person: Well one thing's for sure; you're oblivious to the meaning of "oblivious".

by sorrysauce July 27, 2007

Obliviate

May be an accidental combination of obliterate and oblivion.

Heard on a New York City TV news report in the 1970s, after an explosion at a gas storage tank being dismantled, a worker in a hardhat told the reporter "My shack was oblivated!"

by Brooklyn Tim May 31, 2005

Oblivious

Teenage boy

Every guy in my clalss is oblivious.
Enough said

by TeenageGirl August 07, 2009