Nuterino

When you nut.

When you bust a nuterino and she keeps slobbing the diddly.

by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

Silent Nutter

A person who ejaculates during sex but makes no noise.

"Charles is a quiet kinda guy and i heard he's a silent nutter."

by SKT Sovereign February 2, 2017

Nusser

Someone who you know and you can have fun with most of the time.Nusser is a person who you can talk to when you have issues and will always give you strange solutions for them.. but they seem to always work. Nusser is very loud when he talks that some people think hes shouting at them when hes talking to them but hes not.. and keeps on denying that he is. Nusser sounds like Peter Griffin from family guy when he laughs. Nusser will do you as many favors as you need but with a little bit of complaining. he would say stuff like " no man sorry i cant do it ". but once you ask him nicely and mention words like "please" Nusser is all yours!!. Nuseer is a great DJ that can make you listen to him mixing tracks all night long. Nusser's dream is to DJ in front of the largest crowd in the whole world and make them listen to what he's got. Nusser is a very clean and organized person. Nusser ditches early morning classes like no one.

It is 3 am..

Baraa: Nusser man can you walk with me to McDonald's I'm really hungry and i cant sleep if i don't eat you know that.

Nusser:(shouting) no way man it is 3 am and i had a really long day I'm really tired go by yourself.

Baraa: please man !!

Nusser: oh whatever man.. lets just go.

by Barbourita July 1, 2009

fluff n' nutter

When a man lathers his shaft in peanut butter (creamy, not chunky) and gently coats his balls in marshmallow fluff before a woman gives him fellatio.

"Emily, can you get the Jiffy? I'm in the mood for a fluff n' nutter."
"Joe, my life's dream is to give a fluff n' nutter."

by let me touch your tralala January 31, 2015

nursery rhymes

The slightly rediculous rhymes your mother told you when you were little. They usually contain babies crashing to the ground in cradles, and riding riding six white horses around moutains.

Boy: Mom, did you tell me nursery rhymes when I was litte?

Mother: Yes, you loved the one about some guy burning his package on a candle stick.

by Dr.Pepperlotsundbergy April 26, 2008

nutter

(nu-tter) n.

1. a crazy person
2. someone who is psychotic

Used in the U.K to describe f#@ked up people

Did you see that guy? What a nutter.

by KAC May 13, 2005

Nutterbutter

when two homos shave their balls, each take a pat of "Land o' Lakes" butter, melt em down then smear it on their balls, then rub balls with each other.

"Yo I thought Nathan and Jimmy were two straight up dimoldenburgs until I walked in on them doin a nutterbutter...

by cMoney grip January 22, 2009